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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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Pirates Episode 9:Island of the Apes ========================================= *Late Evening at Lanna's Bar* Khajja) *buuuuuuuuuuuurp* -__O; Whoooooa doggie thats a biggin' Deano) ._.; Phew..thats the worst smell there is *watchs the wall paper start to peel* Germani)*Ears shoot up* @__@; Damn what'd you eat!? Khajja) Oh just something I cooked up myself, because... Deano & Germani) ._. 9_9 ...you've always wanted to be a cook...yes we know... Khajja) u_u damn right *at the bar* Lanna) *Flicks Sam's hat off his head* your boys are starting to stink up my bar... Sam) Sooo last round then? Lanna) Last round..*folds arms* Sam) *sigh* alright, see ya tomorrow then Lanna) >_o ...don't remind me Sam) -_o hehe I know ya when I hang out at the bar Lanna) ......riiight......get out Sam) keep yer shirt on, we're going. *stands up turns away from lanna* ALRIGHT GUYS WE'RE HEADING OUT!! Lanna)*leans over to grabs Sam's glass and wipe the counter down* Sam) *reaches back without looking to grab his hat, his hand accidentally brush against Lanna's....umm...well....whats a nice way to put it?.... Chibi vv) CHESTESESES! =D c_c;; right what she said* Lanna) @_@ *GROWL* Sam) O_O *slowly looks back at lanna* No, No I didn't mean too! Honest!! Lanna) @_@ *Punches Sam in the face* *black* *Much Later back on the ship* Dute) He's coming too! Sam) *groan* oooh my head.....wha happen... *has a black eye* ow my face..mirror! *pirate gather around* Dute)*hands Sam a mirror* Well you see sir after the "accident" Sam) Accident? Germani) you know when you touched... =D Sam) Ok Ok I remember! *touched black eye* geez...someone get me an eye patch... Dute) o.o anyway, after Lanna punched you out she was so mad she called in all of our bar tabs, and since we didn't have that kind of money- Khajja) who does!? Germani) n_n word! Dute) uh...yes..word...well anyway we all tried all escaped expect for Deano *pirates all bow their heads in a moment of silence* Khajja) Who knows what kind of torture he is in store for! *Back at Lanna's bar* Lanna) Now you will wash dishes untill you pay off all the bar tabs! Deano) O_O But that could take a 100 years! Lanna) 102 actaully..now get to work! Brett) 0.0 I have some dishes for you Deeeean! *hearts* Deano) -_o Alriiight! *back at the ship* Sam)...I see...so we're banned form the bar until we pay our tabs. Dute) thats right sir. Sam) well, I think it's obvious what we have to do. Get Money! Pirates) YARRRRRHH!! =D Khajja) Are we gonna rob a cargo ship? =D Dute) OR look for treasure? =D Sam) I think we scared off all the cargo ships....and I haven't found any treasure maps lately....sooo.....I dunno. Khajja) O_O YOU DOn't Know What to do!? OH NO WE'LL NEVER BE ALLOWED INTO THE BAR AGAIN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'M FREAKING OOOUT!!!! *dives overbaord* everyone) c_c;; .....mmmk.... Germani) *thinkthinkthink* *lightblub appears over head and lights up* random pirate) *steals light blub over germani's head* Germani) 'Ey! gimme that! *steals light blub back over his head* ZOUNDS! I HAVE AN IDEA!! O_O *ear flop* Sam) What is it? Germani) you know all that treasure we've buried in the past? Sam)..yeeeah? Germani) Well what if we dug it up and use that to pay our bar tabs Dute) ;-; Dig it up!? *runs off crying* Sam) >_O Oh well I hope your happy! You've made Dute Cry! *baps Germani* Germani) Ow! What'd I say?? o___o Sam) u_u disgusting...dig up our treasure...disgusting..good day sir! Germani) b-but Sam) I said Good Day Sir! Germani)*both ears flops, walks off* *Later in the cargo hold, Bunny is talking to Wai, and she is looking at the pretty pictures in a catolog* Wai) bunniii, lookit *shows bunni little golden sun things* Bunni) u want this? wai) *nodnod* Bunni) I dunno, they look pretti hard to find... Wai) *snugglenuzzle* *purrr* Germani) ...@_@!!! I'll find one if it kills me!! hey.. *gets another light bulb* Wai) o.o wai! *takes it* *replaces it with a black light* o.o Germani) cool, all the white stuff es glowing o_o Wai) waiii o.o *even later still* Germani) *has the ad for the golden sun things taped to a poorly drawn map, sneaking into Sam's office* Sam) z_z *snooze,snore* Germani) *tip toes* o_o;;; *trips over a boot**crash knocks stuff of a near by table* @__O;; Sam) z_z maaaahhhhfff *rolls over* Germani)whew *gets up sneaks over to desk, and slips the golden sun ad into Sam's Pirate Monthly magazine* *sneaks out* *Door closes* Sam) *wakes up* o_o uh...*looks around*...eh.... z_z *the Next Morning* Sam) Good News Men! Wai) *ahem* Sam) 9_9 Good News....y'all Wai) ^-^ heee Sam) i have aquired a treasure map! =D Pirates) ARRR YAY *etcetc* wai) waii o.o dute) what're we looking for this time? the eye of bob? the scepter of vernon? o_o Samu) uhm.. something called... THE GOLDEN SUN. Pirates) ooOOoooooo.... Wai) o.o wai? Germani) shhh c_c wai) wai! Dute) whassat? ._. Samu) apparently... it's something very rare... and golden... and....round. Pirates) oooooo 0_0 Dute)where issit? Sam) on.... Manufacturers Island. *dramatic music*....where's that music coming from? pirates) *shrug* o.o Boston Pops)*hiding in a covered life raft* c_c; Wai) ^-^ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *runs in circles* Khajja) =D SO does that mean its time for another BOOTY CA- *Sam covers Khajja's mouth with his hand* Sam) >_O Ssshhhhh we already did that last episode. Khajja) oh right. Germani) C_C RIGHT YES GOOD! SO I'LL GET TO WORK SO WE CAN GO! Sam) =__=; ....wait a sec...... Germani) C_C WHAT!? I DID NOTHING!! Sam) then why are you yelling, and acting all weird? Wai) 0.0 CUZ HE IS SA KAWAIII! Sam) .....oh! ok, I'll be in my room. *leaves* Dute) =D I'm not wearing any socks! * Meanwhile on manufacturer's Island, in a factory in the middle of a dense jungle* Worker guy) *dressed like a native islander* ._. hey, man we got some defective golden sun Boss guy)*dresses the same* whats wrong with them Worker) dented and stuff Boss) well you know what to do, right? Worker) *sign* yup, go out into the jungle and bury them under that huge X. Boss) yup Worker) yup *later back on the pirate ship* Samu) wow... it's later. are we ready to go? wai) wai *nestles into bunni* ^-^ Germani) @_@!!! what're we waiting for?! let's get over there! NOW NOW NOW! @_@! *shoves people into boats* hurry hurry o_o Dute) ...Germani... i think you need to switch to decaf ._.; Sam) *nodnod* *settles at front of the Long boat used to go ashore* it's cuz he drinks those weird frappachino things instead of manly grog =_=; Wai) ^-^ waiiii!! *looks over the edge of the boat* FISH 0.0 SAMU SAMU SAMU SAMU SAMU!!!!! Momma samuu!!! *flails around* FISH! *yanks him over to the edge to see* LOOK O_O they all... swimming about... in the water-like!! @_@ There's another! and another!!!! they're all OVER @__@ Dute) my God, that's the most she's ever said in english... ._.; Samu) =_=; yeah but I really wish she'd stop calling me that Dute) what? Momma Samu? Sam) =_= yesssss.... Dute) ah...pie? *offers everyone a piece of pie* O.O *on the Island, hacking through the jungle* Germani) you know we hack through jungles on far away islands an awful lot Wai) Hai! Dute) Well we are pirates after all...its what we do Germani) I guess *sees a blue blur swing by infront of himself* AAHH! What was that!? Dute) 0.0 its her! *points to cyber sitting on a tree branch, dress tarzanish* Sam) The heck!? o_O Hey You French lady! What are you doing here Cyber) o.o isn't it obvious Germani) not really? Wai) o.o is na clear at all. Sam)o.o what they said Dute) 0.0 Cyber) =D I'm becoming one with the Monkeys!!! Sam) ohhh o.o... riiiight ._.; Cyber) *hops down* *does monkey dance* oo, oo, eek eek ack! Wai) *dances with her* waii ^-^ Dute) *dancedance* 0_0 Pirates) *dancedance* Sam) *danceda-* WAIT A MINUTE @_o We're fearsome pirates, ARRRRG, we dance for no wench! Wai) what'sa wench? o.o Dute) i feel a pun coming on... Samu) *points at cyber* that! that is a wench! A MONEKY WENCH. Wai)... so wenches are bunnies? ^-^ *wai* *grabs germani's hands and dances* u'r a wench too, bunni! Dute) I'm a wench! o_o bunnies) *dance* Wai) Eee, come dance, momma samu! Sam) >_<; No! We're hear to look for the Golden Sun thingies. and thats what we're gonna do! Wai) 0.0 YAY!!!! *glomps Sam* Sam) ._.; please stop doing that... Cyber) *now hanging upside from a branch* OOOOooooooo So your looking for the Golden Suns. Germani) *perk* So you know where they are??? Cyber) .-. yeah they're under that big giant X Sam) What big giant X? Cyber) *points to a billboard* *Billboard has a picture of a big giant X and Says "Big Giant X, next 2 exits* Wai) o.o Why isa the board named Bill? Sam)......mmk.....LETS GO!! *runs off down the road* Wai) *skip* We're off to see the wizard! Germani) The wonderful wizard of oz! Dute) *skip* becausebecausebecause Pirates) because of the wonderful things he does! Sam) SHUT UP @_o wai) *dances around behind him* sam) *point* LOOK! the X! Dig ye scurvy scum! dute) well not if u'r goign to call us names o.o... germani) yeah, geez. sam) .........=_= *crazy lion glare* Pirates) digging, digging c_c;;; *dig* Soon- Sam) ARGH!!!!! WHAT ARE THESE?!! vv) waiii SHINIES!!!!!!! *hordes* 0.0 Sam) HEY! *prys one free from Wai* ...THIS HAS ONLY BEEN DIPPED IN GOLD!!! WE CAN"T PAY OUR BAR TABS WITH THIS!?...AND THEY'RE ALL DENTED!!!! *fume* Pirates) *scared* C_______C: Wai) ;-; samu yelt at me Germani) c___c; no he wasn't...he was...uuuuh...yelling at the shiny Wai) ;-; poor shiny Sam) @___@ YOU!!! *pointing at Germani* THIS IS SOME HOW YOUR FAULT ISN'T IT!!!? GermanI) C_C; n-no... SAM) @___@;;; Dute) O_O;;; W-wait Captain mebe we could Sell these to....uuumm...TOURISTS!! Sam) >_O But We're pirates not MERCHANTS!!! *flail* Dute) C_C; Well...uummm...we'll sneak into a theme park sell them at a high price! We'll Make a Killing Sam) We're gonna kill people and sell things? =D Dute) c_c well not...its a figure of speech I just meant that...we'll make a lot of money Sam) .__. ....oh...I see... Germani) =D and if that doesn't work we can always look for the legendary city of Gold, El Dorado! *Elton John Drops from the sky, playing a piano* Elton John) 8D EL DOOOOORAAADOOOOOOO- *gets shot* Sam)*holding a smoking gun* =) Dute) feeling better? Sam) much Wai) *glomps bunni* THANKU ^-^ *feed carrot* o.o Germani) #@_@#!! heh ------------- *vv and samu sitting in dirctor ish chairs wearing lil bucket hats for no real reason* VV) u know, i actually liked el dorado. chel was awesome. and it had a little armadillo innit o.o Sam) but it had random stupid songs by elton john ._. VV) one day, other wise good movies will be edited for crap like that Sam) someday *wistful* UnDead Elton John) SOMEDAYYYY vv) that's not onna your songs o.o Undead Elton John) it could be. Sam) O_O!! EE GADS! Undead Elton John) TASTE MY STEEL!! VV) wtf? ._. Undead Elton John) I don't know. u guys have ad this piratey thing going for a long time now and u've never used that line. VV) carry on then. Sam) *sword fight ensues* VV) even more piratey goodness, u get a classic pirate sword fight. lookit them go...................hmm, u know, this is all very full of fruedian phallic subconscious things. let's think about the foppish and flaming nature of pirates. Sam) *clangclang* let's not =_=;;;; VV) fair enough o.o Sam) *drags out chainsaw* *blatant reference to Sami Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy* *lops zombie head off* *grabs lanna out of nowhere* hail to the king, baby! o_- Lanna) #O_O#!! *MAIMKILL* Sam) X_X VV) o.o... *jumps bunni* hail to the jotei, baby =D Germani) =D *much kissing* *police show up* Dute) O_O JEEPERS ITS THE FUZZ!!! Sam) RUN!! Sam and everyone else pile into a big car Sam) ._. wait who is driving car? Dute) OH NO!! BEAR DRIVING CAR!? HOW CAN THIS BE!! XD Germani) O_O OH NO!! Wai) whheeeeeee ^-^ *puts up arms* ^-^!!! Sam) *lookit bear* OMG, WATCH OUT FOR THAT FAMILY OF DUCKS CROSSING THE ROAD!!! Duck) @_@ QUACK!! *turns into a buig giant green duck made out of plastic* QUUUAAACKK!! Khajja) THIS DUCK SHALL DEVOUR US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....I'd like to apologize for the latter half of this episode...you see some one was handing out acid on set. Now I know it was wrong, and drugs are bad all. So VV and I are sorry for taking hits of acid....and now back to the episode Sam) O_O Wait wait..we just can't pick up where we left off Why not? Sam) Because we don't have that much time left!! ...Oh right...well...I suppose we should skip to the end Sam)well I guess but we'll be leaving a lot out. Some goods one too. Like that Scene of Me defending the island from a giant robotic monkey, controled by Sher ...yeah that was a good scene, but you're right we don't have enough time so...on to the last scene... Sam) yeah...its for the best, really --------------LAST SCENE!!!!----- *back at lanna's bar late afternoon* Sam) There we have payed our tabs in full can we come in now? Lanna) u_u *tail swish* I don't know can you? Sam) >_O; .....May we? Lanna) You may NOT Sam) What!? Lanna) But your crew can *pirates rush in* Sam) o_o why can't I come in? Lanna) =_= you know why! Sam) C_C; But I said I was sorry and I didn't mean to do it! Lannna) Be that as it may you still can't come in! Sam) Oh come on please there has got to be something I can do Lanna)...you can let thos voodoo kids curse you again, and then you could have a job in here, and thats the only way I'd let you back in Sam) @_@ NEVER!! I'll NEVER DO THAT!! Lanna)..pity I guess I'll have to pour this tall frosty mug of grog out *tsk tsk* Sam) C_C; oh come on please isn't there anything else? Lanna)...uumm I've always wanted to own a ship. you know so I could export my home-made grog to other pirate infested islands Sam) O_O there is no way I'm giving you my ship Lanna) But I'd pay you and your crew a good wage. Sam) >_O Yeah but then we wouldn't be pirates we'd be merchants....And do you think anyone would want to see a show Called Merchants!? Noooo Of course not Lanna) you still be pirates on the weekend Sam) U_U No deal. Lanna) well then bye..I'm going to go pour out this grog *walks away* Sam) O____O; .....WAIT!! Lanna) *turn around slowly* ...yes? Sam) c___c; what if umm...we export stuff for you on the weekends, and sign a business contract with you Lanna) I might consider it, come in we'll discuss it inside Sam) XD yes back in the bar!! *victory dance* Dute) issat it? Sam) *nodnod* VV) no! WAIT! Samu) cripes... VV) i want to sing. Sam) geez, noone's reading this by now! VV) I WANNA SING >_< Sam) ._..... short song. VV) ^-^!!!! *dancedance* I USED TO HAVE ICE CREAM BUT IT MELTED DOWN MY ARM AND THEN I HAD TO LICK IT LICK THIS *licks arm* Samu) ....u done? VV) yes! =D The End Chibi vv) ._. crack ish bad for u |
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