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Pirates Episode 8: More Fun Then A Barrel Of Amazons ========================================= *Clear sunny morning at the docks, Dute is busy checking off supplies before they are loaded onto the boat* Dute) *examines boxes, marks paper* o.o Khajja)*walks down the plank* >_< Oye my...roids.. Deano) u_u Told you, you should have lifted from the knees Khajja) >_< PAAAAIN!!! Dute) ^-^; oh good your back, takes these, theses and theses Really big boxes *points to really big boxes* Khajja) o__O;;; Can I please get out of work, I'm in a lot of pain! Dute) o_o; sorry, but the Capt said to make sure that no one slacks off. Khajja) -.o did he specificly say that I couldn't slack off? Dute) ^-^; yup, he said and I quote "Don't Let anyone slack off till all the supplies are loaded, and what ever Khajja says don't let have a break." Khajja) -.-;; *whine* well come on Deano lets load these boxes. ------------------------ *Meanwhile Behind those boxes* ------------------------ Aris) ~_o Ah ha Just as I planned Those stupid males are distracted by the loading of supplies. Lais) ._. you talk funny... Charis) Weren't they loading supplies before we got here? Aris) SSSSH! Those dumb males are coming over this way. Lais) O__O;; How do I look!? I look good, right? Aris) >_< Shut up, quick hide in those three conveniently barrel that appear to be empty! Charis and Lais) RIGHT! *all three dive into the barrels* Charis)*in the barrel* o_o I think mine is full of beer. Deano)Alright Khajja now lift with the knees this time. Khajja) ;-; mommie... *Khajja and Deano slowly lift the big crate and bring it onboard* *later* Sam) Well is everything loaded? Dute) ^-^; yes yes everything is loaded. Sam) What about those three barrels of there? Dute) Those? *piku at barrels, then at his list* No those aren't ours. Sam) Oh....well, lets go! Dute) Aye Aye Captin1 Sam) u_u yes one aye will do Dute Dute) Aye A-........uuummm Zipp wow lets go! Sam) u_u thats better. Aris Barrel)*wobble* Damn! Quick we gotta get onboard Lais Barrel) @_@ Yes, have to get at all those boys waaii! Aris) >_< No so we can get the Empress back Charis) ^-^;; *hic* you know...IF you put Ch in front of your name...*hic* hehee, you'd be called Charis too! Aris) >_< We're wasting time!! FOLLOW ME!!! Lais) ;-; I can't see! there's no hole in mine! *all three barrels sprout legs and start walking toward the pirate ship* Cyber) *on the deck of the French Ship Lollipop, its a good ship btw* o.o Hey Look our barrels are walking Pierce) *hic* mmh? oh yeah, must be one of those self loading barrels Cyber) Oooo I've heard of those 0_0 Moo) O.o MOO!!! *tries to say: "Those aren't self loading barrels, I saw Amazon climb in there, on top of that those aren't even our barrels!"* Cyber) Oh your Right Moo! those barrels are heading for the wrong ship Moo) *shakes head* >_< Pierce) What is it girl? Moo) c_c *tries to act out the amazons jumping in the barrels* Cyber)*clap* ^-^ Oh I love this game! uumm lets see....your a MONKEY!!! =D Moo) *shakes head* Marc) *walks up* u_u A DUCK! Cyber Peirce look at marc) O_O o_o OOOOOOoooooooooohh thats gotta be it! Moo)*Facepalm, walks off* Pierce) *hops down from the rigging* *picks up a barrel and turns it in the direction of the French Ship* *the others follow* -Pirate Ship- *captain's cabin, samu's messing around with a map, dute's sitting on a barrel* Dute)*siiiigh* Samu) *workwork* Dute) *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Samu) *workworkwork* Dute)*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 0_0 Samu)....dute, is there something wrong? ._. Dute) why do u say that? Samu) because u've been sighing for the past hour ._. Dute) well um... Samu) oh.. i know XD Dute) huh? Samu) girl problems? =D Dute) well, yeah. Samu) well why didn't u say so? I'm Mac Daddy! =D **Writers) We'd like to take this time to laugh our asses off ROTFL!!!!!!!!!...thank you.** Dute) A what? Sam) Never Damn writers making me sound like TD u_u Dute) uumm.. Sam) AnyHoo whats your problem? Dute) *fiddles with his thunbs* well you see there is this girl that I like, and umm I don't know how to ask her out #c_c# Sam) Oh thats easy what ya gotta do is *whisper whisper* -French Ship- Aris in a barrel) =.= Right! this is our chance we hop ou of the barrels, overtake the crew and Save the Empress from these horrid beast! Charis) @__n; Hooooow Dryyy I aaaaaaaaaaaam! *sings* Aris) >_< SILENCE! *amazon Leap out of the barrels* Amazons) AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!....HUH!? O__O; 0.0 n_@; *they looked confused at all the French peeps French Crew) *look equally confused* -Pirate Ship- Sam) Thats is how you do it Dute) o_o wow! Wai) *bursts into the room* =D MOMMA SAMU ES A ANOTHER SHIP FULL OF BOOTY OUTSIDE!! Sam) O_O Quick Man to the outside! *they all run out onto the deck* Where is my spyglass? Dute) .....oh! here it is *pulls the spyglass out of his coat and hands it to Sam* Sam)*looks through the glass* O.o hmmm thats odd Wai)*pokes at a loose floorboard in the background* Dute) What? Sam) there is noone on the deck over there... Dute) then should we get ready to board the ship, and look for....*whispers* booty? Sam) u_u yes i think so, call the men Wai)*ahem* Sam) >_O Call the people Dute) righ- Deano) NO LET ME DO IT!!! Sam) Fine fine, just somebody do it Deano) XD BOOOOOOOOOOTY CAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wai) .....ok, who didn't see that coming? ._.; *pirates assemble* Pirates) *various arrghs and piratey noises* Sam) Men! There's some booty.. *point* out there! It's very... um.. Deano) Bootylicious? XD!!!! *females pop out of nowhere and smack tenchii, because girls can kick tenchii's ass* Deano) ....medic... @_@ wai) u.u Sam) so.. as i was saying...that... *looks off camera* TREASURE is out there. and we have to get it! *The Pirates swing across the to other boat**on the French ship* Khajja) Where is everyone? Sam) I don't know... Khajja) maybe they didn't have a cook, and straved to death. I be I would have been a good cook on this ship, I've always wanted to be a cook. Wai) @_@ WAIIIIIIIII!!!! TIS FRENCH BOAT!!! *runs around* Sam) Someone calm her down! Dute) Whats that 'X' on the deck over there? Sam) I don't know....Lets go stand on it. =D Deano) Oooh yeah that looks like fun I wanna go stand on it too! Sam) Lets all go stand on the X! ^_^ all) *stand on the x* *fall thru floor into the lower deck, into a net* germani) ok, we all saw that coming ._. french) *sitting in another net, also hanging from the ceiling...cept upsidedown* .-. *wave* pirates) *wave* ._.; sam) so um.. who set the trap? amazons) *also in a net* we did! aris) ahaha! u have all fallen prey to our brilliant trap! sam)....but u'r in a net too... aris)... oh. right. well, that's uhm, all part of the plan. sam).....u didn't set the trap, did u? aris) *looks down at the floor* ...no u.u; Sam)....well then who did. Wai) ._. I sense a running gag Cyber) we think it may have been the Dread Pirate Ship....that is Full of One Eyed...MONKEYS! c_c Marc) c_c actually Ducks, she means ducks Cyber) yeah Sam) O_O *gasp* NO NOT THE DREAD PIRATE SHIP THAT IS FULL OF ONE EYED DUCKS!! Marc) u_u;; the same. Lais) ^-^; I wanna be in the pirate net! Aris) By Neptune's navel you're right!! we still have a job to do! WE'LL SAVE YOU EMPRESS!!! Lais) ._. thats not what I meant... aris) that's not what i meant either c_c; Wai) i don't wanna be rescued! i mean.. *cough* *deepends her voice all cheesy like* what empress? C_C Lais) *piku* hey, u'r not our empress ._. Germani) yeah, this is boy, for her-erm, HIS voice is far too deep to be a girl's c_C; aris) hmmmm =.=.... sam) u can figure that out AFTER we get out of the nets o_O maruku) don't u guys carry swords?...being pirates and all moo) moo o.o sam) ....right.. we knew that...*cuts net, pirates fall out* Pirate) ow pain!...whoa! we all said the...that was weird... Marc) Now cut us free you Outlaws!! Sam)u_u well not if your gonna call us names Marc) *sigh* c_c;; fine I'm sorry, your all very nice people Sam) well thats better Marc) Are you going to to cut us free? Sam) ................nope ^_^ Cyber) ^-^ Oh thank you Mr Dute *dute is cutting them free* Sam) What are you doing!? Dute) cutting them free 0_0? Sam) i just said we weren't going to! Dute) but she was all cramped up there 0_0 cyber) yes, my ear has a cramp o.o sam) ears don't get cramps =.= dute) hers are delicate 0_0 sam).... why do u keep looking at me with that 0_0 face? Dute and sam) *have long silent male discussion* sam)...OHhhh others) ._.?;; *everyon standing around, Amazons still in net* Marc) well..... Sam) soooo....... Deano)...yup.. Germani) *cough* Marc)*scratches behind his ear* Sam) Then its agreed, we will work together for now, just until we get rid of the ducks. Marc) Right. Cyber) o__o; what just happened Moo) Moo!? Aris) ._.;; es stupid man talk Wai) *piku* how odd Lais) I thought it was cute Aris) AH HA!! PROOF YOUR NOT A BOY YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM!!!!I KNEW IT! ^-^ Wai) c_c;;; I don't know what your talking, what I meant was that um its a pretty odd plan Charis)*hanging upside down in the net* .-. oh Aris) No! She's trying to trick you! don't listen! Laid) But I thought we had to listen to our Empress Wai) not if i'm not your empress o.o i mean.. wait... aris) .... somoene let us out of the net already! Sam) can't u just set it on fire? ._. Aris) ... oh yeah *does so* *the ship catches fire* Uh.. oops... Maruku) OMG MY SHIP @_@!!!!!! moo) moo o_o; *flail* Wai) es okee, don't worry o.o Maruku) don't worry? moo) MOO @_o; Wai) yeah, the water'll put it out. Maruku) what water? Moo) MOO @_____@; Wai) from the hole o.o Maruku) what hole?! wai) the hole that'll form in a sec when the fire hits that keg of gunpowder o.o *point* Moo) *nod* moo *points at keg next to her* o_o;! Germani) I think we should get out of here Wai) ^-^;; oki, MOMMA SAMU LETS...*the rest of the pirates can be seen through a window swimming away to the pirate ship*...WAIT FOR US!! *everyone else is jumping ship* ;-; I can nah swim Germani) you can't? What are you doing working on a boat? Wai) o.o what aren't I doing? Germani) good point...*looks around* *ears shoot up* No to Worry I'll save the day!!! Quick into the cannon, well shoot ourselfves to safety!! Wai) ^-^ wai!! Aris) @_@ NO ITS MY JOB TO SAVE HER!!! *attackles Germani* Wai and Amazons) ._.;; Marc) @__@ MY SHIP SHIP!!!!! *flails about* *KABOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Amazons)* Fly off far into the distance* LOOKS LIKE TEAM AMAZON IS BLASTING OFF AGaaaaaaaaaaaaaiin. chibi wai) ok, that was lame ._.; -------------- *pirate Ship* Pirates)*clim out of water and back onto the deck* Sam) *shakes water off* Well is atleast no one was hurt. Deano) ._.; what about Wai, Germani, the french people, and those Amazons Khajja) Come to thing of it wheres Dute? Sam) Where is dute? *Cyber falls out of the sky all blackened, a second later She catches a blackened Dute* Dute) 0_0 here I am Cyber) @___@;; *cough, falls over* Sam) hmm well then I guess *germani and Wai both Land on Sam seemly unharmed* @_@ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Wai) oh, momma samu u saved me 0.0 germani) o.- i tried... *gets off sam* sam) argh, get off, wai, u'r heavy @_O Wai) ARE U CALLING ME FAT?! Dute) miss cyber, u saved me 0.0 Cyber) *murmur* u look lika monkey... maruku) *lands in wai's arms* u mean a duck Wai) *waii!* Cyber) of course. Everyone) *laughs* *fade out* The End (maybe?) |
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