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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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Pirates Episode 7: The Problem with Voodoo =========================================== *A Thick Foggy morning around sunrise, in the harbor* Lufia) *standing at the head of a small row boat, which is rowed by puck,* Puck) Can you Even see where we are going? I can barely see my nose. Lufia) Yes of course I can......I can Sense through the fog @_@ Puck) yeah and if I look in your ear I can see through your head. Lufia)*whaps puck* Shut up Puck) fine...I will... *A silver thread appears out of the fog next to boat* Puck) O.O Whoa, a Silver thread! I wonder if it leads to the Moon Castle! Lufia) didn't I just tell you to shut up?*whaps puck* Beside everyone knows there is no castle on the moon....its a cottage... Puck).....*yanks on thread a couple of times* Voice) WAAAAIIIIIII FISSHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Puck) huh? *thread gets yanked upward, puck goes with it because he is still holding on* Lufia) >_< PUCK!! *turns around see so puck* o__o puck....? Voice) ES nah a Fishee! Puck) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! *falls from out of the fog, lands in back of boat* Lufia)*in the front of the boat gets launched up into the fog* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *comes back down, is missing a bag that was around her waist* O__@: ITS A FOG DEMON LETS GET OUT OF HERE!! ------------------------------ *up on the Pirate Boat* Wai)*Covered in dust, with a little baggi on her head* *sneeze* ;-; Fishee got away. Next Day- Sam) *stomps all loud-like into the bar* A HA!!!! it's that time of year!! ^_^ *sweeps stuff off a table and slaps down a paper, the other pirates shuffle around the table, obviously not sharing the excitment* Germani) what's going on? Sam) the annual pirating contest is this week! ^_^!! Lanna) isn't that the contest you guys always lose? ._. Pirates) *nodnod* Samu) =_=; it's only cuz those other pirates have rigged it!! Lanna) oh? it's not cuz u guys couldn't pirate your way out of a paper bag? Sam) u_u I think we settled the paper bag issue Dute)*taps Sam on the shoulder* Actually..no we didn't *points to Deano who has a paper bag on his head* Deano) mmrrpphh! *walks around knocking stuff over* Khajja)*draws a smiley face on the bag**everyone looks at him* .... what? o.o Sam) u_u that doesn't prove a thing. *clears throat* Anyway, This year we are going to win for sure! Lanna) 9_9 let me guess your going to set their ship on fire? Sam) o_o .........uuh.....noooooo. *stuff paper in his back pocket labeled "Plans to burn down other ship" ...No...we're....uuh...just gonna pratice! yeah thats it. Khajja) O_O MY GOD! IT'S SO CRAZY IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK!!! Dute) wow, we've never done that before Sam) c_c; yeah thats why its going to work! Lanna) oh brother....*shakes head, goes back to work* Wai) *snift* ;-; *whine* Germani) whats wrong Wai? Wai) Samu is gonna make me be the anchor again*snift* I can nah hold my breath that long*cri* Germani) O.o; He made you do that that!? Sam) u_u Look it was only because our anchor was still in the shop. we won't need to do it this year. Wai) 0.0 WAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!! *glomps Sam* Thanku SAMU!!!!!! ^-^;; Sam) -.o;; grr Wai) ^-^! *samu suddenly turns pink* kawaiiii o.o sam) AHHHHH!!! @_O Germani) o_O WTF? Wai) ooo, pretti 0.0 Saam) ahhhhh!!!!!!!!! Lanna) bwahaha @___@ dute) well.. that was kinda random... how did that happen? Wai) hmm o.o u kno i was jes thinking that he'd look cute if he was pink ^-^ All) o_O Sam) o__O;......uuuuhhhh...try unthinking that Wai) o.o *tilts head to the side* nah wanna you look kawaii Sam) Wait that makes me sound crazy right? Pirates)*nod* Sam) Lanna what have you been putting in the drink? Lanna) u_u DOn't blame this on ME! Sam) Yeah but when ever something- Lanna) =.=; *evil eye* Sam) c_c;; I mean...gosh what lovely eyes! Pirates)*LOL* Sam) HEY Shut up!! Wai) 0.0 *sees a little yellow bee* EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *sam turns back to yellow, but with bee stripes* Sam) @___@;;; AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! EBILNESS!! lanna) o_o.....u look lika tiger ;o;!!!! Sam) Ahh! shut up!! wai) tiggi kitti samuuuu ^-^ Lanna) i think u look good with the stripes XD Sam) Wai! @_o i order u to turn me back right now!!! pirates) ._.;;; wai) o.o? okee Sam) *back to normal* @_o....how did u do that? wai) dunnoooo *giggle* ^-^ Dute) i bet she got magical voodoo powers when she was fishing All) ..... Sam)s...and how would u come to that conclusion? o_O Deano) Anyone could have seen that one coming Lanna) Seriously, I saw that coming a mile away, very predictable. Sam)Do you people even- Lanna) Bother to read the script?...thats what you were going to say right Sam)*mouth still hanging open, slowly closes it*.........*starts to open mouth again* Lanna) "Not necessary"...*Sam looks like he is about to protest*.."I wasn't gonna say that"...you were to gonna say that...God this episode is predictable, I'm aht(not a typo) of here, see yinz! ----------------------------------- *out on the docks by the ship* *all the pirates are lined up in a row* Sam) Ok Deano you are in the cooking event Khajja) Heeey! I wanted to be in the cooking event. I always wanted to be a cook. Deano) ^_^ Whooo! Sam) You are in the barnacle scraping event Khajja) awwwwww Wai) what about me? o.o Sam) you're with me on the treasure hunting team. Wai) waiii ^-^ Pirates) *groan* we always lose that one... Samu) we'll win this year and you're going to help me! =D!!! Dute) but the Uppity Pirates always kick our butts x_x; *Several Pirates in black outfits hop down from a ship* Korriban) That's UPTOWN Pirates, small rabbity thing! =D Dute) o_O Korriban) We are te Uptown Pirates! No treasure is secure within 700 leagues of our swashbuckling band! =D Khajja)....dude, are you gay? ._.;;; Samu's Pirates) *sweatdrop* Sam) c_c ignore him, he has been...drinking sea water. Korriban) I am going to introduce my pirate band now u_u Sam)....we kno who you are ._.; Korriban) shut up! this is for the audience! >_< *ahem* First of all, my first mate khajja) i bet he is C_C Korriban) SHUT UP! My first mate, Varlon! Varlon) yo ._. Korriban) And from the exotic land of Canada Pirates) ooooOoo *have no idea where canada is* Korriban) Simon! Simon) *smoking a cig* .... hm? *glances about* Sam) where's 'Canada'? Simon) North of everything. we have moose. Pirates) oooo *have no idea waht a moose is* Korriban) and my sexy girlfriend, Jadeite! =D Jadeite) Shut up, Korriban. Korriban) yes dear. Khajja) hey, Sam, how come you don't havea girlfriend? ._. Wai) he has lanna o.o Lanna)... hmm, what? *sees jadeite* =.= Jadeite) =.= Sam) o_O; Korriban) =.= riiiiight...well, I'll just leave you losers, to you loser pratice! *throws a scarf around his neck and walks off, other pirates follow him* Khajja) I think he is ._.;; Korriban)*yells back* I'AM NOT I JUST HAVE A THROAT COLD!! Wai) *raised hand* Sam) yes Wai? Wai) Can we have a snack now? Sam) mmmmmmmmmmmmhhhh..yes, yes I think so. Wai) ^-^ WAAAAAAAAAAIIII!!!!! *samu's hat turns into a box of cookies Sam) O_o; AAAHHH! My HAT! ---------------------------- *At the Docks a larger group of people are sitting in th stands* Dute) Alright First event The 100meter Piratey Walk! Who ever has the best pirately walk wins! Simon) XD I got this Event licked! *Start strutting all pirate like* Whoo!! *does the splits at the end. People Cheer* Sam) Alright Khajja Don't blow it. Khajja) =D Relax its me! *starts doing a some what piratey walk* Sam) *covers eyes* I can't watch. Wai! Think Happy thoughts Wai) Oki momma Samu ^-^ *thinkthinkthinkthinkcute!thinkthink* Khajja)*gets to the end* Sam) o___o; Its not working!! Khajja)*break dances at the end* NEEEEEEEHAW!!! XD People)*goes nuts* Sam) =D WE DID IT!!!!!! Wai) WAAAAAAIIII!!!! Germani)....this is the weirdest shit i've ever seen. Lufia) u'r telling me. pass the popcorn. ------------------------------ Cooking Contest- Sherkitti) *scampers out in Kaga outfit* *does Iron chef type babble* *munches bell pepper* Today's match is again Dute Wilier and Dark YOda *or Kremit, whatever ._.;* Judges) um, wait. seeing as how DY can only make that one dish that he force fed luke in ESB, we're gonna let Dute win by default ._.;;;; Sam and Pirates) DEFAULT DEFAULT DEFAULT DEFAULT DEFAULT!!!!!!!!! Dark Yoda) Pissed am I, EHEHEH! --- Korriban) =.= Something is wrong! Simon) your not suggesting what I think you're suggesting Korriban)..yes, its time we go to Lanna)*Walks by* PLAN B! *shakes head* ...I don't think they even try to write these anymore Korriban) c_c; riight, what she said..Right so here is what we do *Uppity Pirates get into a group huddle.. --- Sherkitti) Well Folks its been a long day, the scores are- Lanna)*shouts from nowhere* TIED!!! Sherkitti) >_O Yes, like the lady said the scores are tied, and we're down to our last event The treasure hunt! On Your Marks Get Set GO!! *fires gun, a girly scream is heard in the background* All) *look at khajja* Khajja) o.o what? Sam) dude, u scream lika girl ._.; --- *in the jungle somewhere in the middle of the island* Sam) Wai hand me the map! Wai) oki! *just then Dark yoda jumps onto Wai's head, holding a small fishing pole with a shiny bell hanging from the string* 0.0 http://www.WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIII!! SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after it!* Sam) O__o; ACK!!!! NOO WAI COME BACK!!! ITS JUST A DUMB BELL!!! >_< Dute) o.o I don't know I thought it was a pretty neat looking bell Khajja) Yeah stop dissing the bell, sam Sam) >_< Would you two SHUT UP! We Gonna Get that Map back from Wai! *runs off after her* Dute)*followfollow* Khajja) =D I know! I'll head them off at the pass! *runs off in a differnet direction* *meanWhile* Korriban) u_u *hears Wai, yell "Wai"* Ah its seem our plan is working! Come on *reads map while walking, pirates follow* Simon) c_c; wait stop do you hear that...its getting closer..*Wai's shouts are getting louder* Wai) *Attackles Korriban* KITTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! Uppity Pirates) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! --------------------- Samu) Wai? Wai, where are you? Wai) Momma samu! ^-^ Samu) Wai? *follows her voice* *finds the uppity pirates covered in ribbons and Wai trying to get Simon into a frilli dress* O___o Wai) and look, i found the treasure ^-^ Korriban kitti had it in his pocket. turns out Lanna) they have the contest rigged. that's how they win all the time Sam) I thought you went home for the day? Lanna) well you see...YOUR ALL IN MY BACK YARD!!! >_< *points to a nice little house* Wai) 0.0 *glomps lanna* *ATTACKLEFRILLI-DRESSIFY* Var) u have one whacked out cabin boy o_O Simon) *nodnod* *still has a cig in his mouth despite the ribbons* *Later that night at the "Pass"* Khajja) o.o *sitting on a rock* where are those guys?...mmk I'll give them five or mins. The End Lanna)*kicks the end away* Wait a Second! Hold on! >_< What kind of an ending was that!? You didn't even explain what happens with vv's powers? Wai) o.o hai? Lanna) Yes, you didn't Sam) hell if I know *shrugs* Lanna)well is she gonna have her powers in later episodes? Sam) God I hope not, look is this gonna take long? Lanna) but?......oh the heck with it*looks at reader* you can go now... |
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