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Pirates Episode 6: The attack of the diamonds =========================================== *the Streets of Ki'te'bar(the name of the Island), on a warm sunny afternoon. The streets are busy* Sam)*walking down the market street* =o *whistling* Pierce) *HIC!* *climbs out of a barrel* @__^;; hoooooow Dry I'aaaaaaam!!!! *HIC* Sam) O.o *steps to the side to avoid the staggering drunk* Pierce) Hey!!...*hic* I know yooooou! Yer dat guuy....Do that funny thing you do maaan *hic* n_n; *sways* Sam)o__o; Uuh Sorry you got me confused with someone else *trying to push the drunk away* Pierce)Noo, Yeeeeeerr da guuuy alright *hicbarfswallow* @__o; Cooome on maan be a pal do that funny thing!! *URP!* @__@ *barfs of Sam's boot* Sam) O_O; GEEEZZ GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *shoves pierce away* Pierce) @__n; oooh sorry about that...uh here use this to wipe it off *hands Sam a piece of paper. *then staggers off* Sam) o____o; eeww *is about to clean off his boot with the piece of paper, when a parakeet lands on his shoulder* eh? parakeet) '-' ..... Sam) o_o ......... Parakeet) '-' Sam) o_o Parakeet) @_@ *CHRIP!!!!* *flaps wings attacks Sam* Sam) @__@ AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *flails tries to get bird off* Parakeet) *attack!!* Sam) *runs flailing, runs off pier* *splash* Parakeet)*flies away* Sam)*comes up, gasps for air, piece of paper lands on Sam head* O_O Hey this an invitation to Governor Sher's Ball. hmmmmmmm... ------------------------------------ Lanna's Bar ------------------------------------ *Sam enters dried off and wearing no boots, Wai, Germani, Khajja, are already in the bar* Lanna) eew whats that smell!? ick wet fur smell! >_< Sam) >_O so I fell into the harbor...so what! Lanna) u_u well you could atleast dry off first. Sam) But I have some really good news for ya! Lanna) good news coming from you?! this should be good... 9_9 Sam) No I'm serious this time, it really is good news. Lanna) Alright, I'm listening. Sam) How would you like to good to the Governor's Ball tonight. -.o Lanna) what!? how'd you hear about that? Sam) Ooh lets just say a little bird told me. -.o Lanna) Stop winking at me Sam) sorry, I've been meaning to see the eye doctor about that. Brett) you know Sam eye problems are nothing to take lightly. Khajja) Thats right Brett it could be an early symptom of psbyopia. For more information on psybyopia consult your doctor today. Sam) ...riiiiiight. Anyhoo, ya wanna go? Lanna) I dunno, this wouldn't have anything to do with that large diamond Governor Sher has, would it? Sam) o__o;; ooooh noooooo no no. I'm uuum...I was thinking I should...umm Make up for all the trouble I've caused by taking you to a formal ball. its not a get rich quick scheme or anything. Lanna) oh! ok sure. Pick me up around 8:00? Sam) alright. yeah I will. Dress nice its a formal ball. Wai) *glomps Sam from behind* 0.0 MOMMA SAMU!! CAN I COME TOO???? *cutecute* Sam) What the!? Oh..its you....uumm sure I suppose I could use some back up...eerr I mean c_c; I can bring to you along too. Lanna) =.= what was that? Sam) c_c; uuuh nothing! uumm Wai and Germani are coming along too...eheh. Khajja) Can I come? Sam) no Khajja) But I want to ask if the Governor needs a cook. I always wanted to be a cook. Wai) why can't Khajja-kun come? o.o Sam) cuz I said so and I'm the Captain! >_< Khajja) he's racist against lions u_u Wai) o.o? hai? Sam) no! i AM a lion! that makes no sense! Khajja) it's the only reason that can explain why you on't let me come. You don't identify with your lion roots u.u Sam) =_= Khajja) I'm calling the ACLU Sam) @_o ok ok! you can come. IN fact, maybe they'll take you off my hands u_u Khajja) You should bring your sister @_@ Sam) my sis- *erk* oh yeah! my sister. Well uh. no, she's sick @_o; Khajja) oh? I'll bring her flowers 0_0 Sam) NO! @_O; Lanna) *snorts* c_c; Khajja) no? Sam) she's very sick, it's very contagious, it could kill you @_@; Khajja) oh. Sam) Yeah. @_@; -------------- 8:45 - Germani, Samu and Khajja have been waiting outside the bar for 45 minutes. Sam) Geez! What's taking them so long?! They've changed 5 times >___< Lanna) *comes out* *all pretty and inna dress and such* how do I look? Sam) Gllk.. #O_O# *ahem* Fine! @_o; good good, let's go! Lanna) o.o....*goes back in apparently for no real reason to change again* Wai) *comes out* *in pretti pink dress* ^-^ how do I look? Germani)*nosebleed* @_O; kyaa..... Sam) u look FINE, wai, let's go! Wai) o.o *scampers back inside* Sam) o_o! I said you both looked fine! what're you two doing in there? @___<; That's it! I'm going in! Khajja) i wouldn't do that if I were you ._.; Sam) Like I'm scared of a couple of girls 9___9 *storms in* *sounds of a severe beating ensue* *Germani and Khajja wince* Sam comes back out with a black eye and bruises* *glares at Khajja* ... i hate you. --------------- The Governor's big Victorian like mansion --------------- Lanna) Oh we're not late Wai) ^-^ Yeah, we are fashionably late! Sam) >_O; thats sooo gotta be made up *meanwhile at the servants enterance to the manison* Khajja) o.o Hi, I was just wondering if you had an opening for a cook. I've always wanted to be a cook. Cook) No Khajja) ;-; oh..ok, bye then *walks off* *Back at the front door* Sher Kitti) Hello. *big scary figure with black cloak etc.etc.* *sips wine* Welcome. Sam) O___o; Lanna) o_o; Germani) @_o; Wai) KITTIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps him* waiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^!!!! *cuddle* waiwaiwai!! Sher) *ahem* My Dear, please calm down *gently pulls wai off him* And what is you name madam? Germani) c_c; Um She's The Empress of the Amazons. Wai) ^-^; Wai! *nod* Sher) Ah royalty, come in, come in. Yours friends are welcome as well. *sips his wine* Sam) ^_^ *whew(I didn't have to bs my way in)* Sher) *takes Wai's hand escourts her inside* Germani) *puff**jealous* --------------------------- Inside --------------------------- Wai) 0.0 FISHEEEE!!! *runs over to the snack cart* Bunni they have fishee snacks!! Germani) *looks at Sher* c_c; eheh uuuh you know how those Amazon are....? Sher) Ha ha ha, quite. Royalty tends to be odd. Oh, there's Captain Xavier. Marceau! Come here! Sam) @_O!;; Marc) *scampers over* *in formal outfit* *sees sam*....... YOU!!! Sam) O_O;.... Both) AHHHHHHH!!!!! >_< Wai) AIREN!!!!!!!!!! *Diving pounces Marc through a window* Sam & Lanna) *blink* o.o o_o Sam) Well that took care of that. Lanna) Shouldn't you go see if she is ok? Sam) What, Wai? nah, I once saw her dive through a brickwall, she'll be fine Germani) O__o; Sorry about the window Governor! Sher)*Drinks straight from the wine bottle now* Oh, don't bother. I'm afraid it happens all the time. *sip* Its a strange tale to tell the truth. *chug* ah, now where was I? Germani) you were about to tell a tale about the window. Sher) Ah! So I was.... Germani) o.o ..... Sher)..... Germani).....uh sir? Sher)...What the!? oh..its just you. Sorry I was looking at that pink elephant over there. Be a good lad and fetch my hunting rifle. =.= bloody elephant. Germani)c_c;; uumm ok... Sam) *looking all around* Lanna) What are you looking for? Sam) c_c; uh, I was just looking for the dance floor. Lanna) we're standing on it... Sam) n_n;; Well no wonder why I didn't see it..Soooo you wanna dance..?(this will give me time to look around the room) Lanna) Dance? at a ball? Why I never would have thought about that 9_9 Sam) =P *dancing ensues* *sam keeps looking around the room* Lanna) @_o ow! ey! Sam) hm? Lanna) u'r stepping on my feet! Do you even know how to dance? =.=; Sam) uhm, sure *preoccupied with looking around hte room* *sees the diamond sitting on a pillow in a case on the ceiling* a ha! Lanna) "a ha"? Sam) o_o A ha! You look pretty o__o *bwa! good save Sam.* Lanna) #O_o#?! *he..he's up to something =.=* Sam) Can I go get you some punch? ^_^ Lanna)... kay... O_o; Sam) *runs over to where germani is* It's on the ceiling. Germani) o_o; why would anyone put their diamond on the ceiling? Cyber) *comes up* because criminals are a cowardly lot and are most likely afraid of heights. Sam and Germani) *freeze* o_o; Cyber) what? o.o oh hi, I'm Cyber ^-^ Sam) .....*looks at germani* O.o Germani) *looks back* *shrugs* Hi, I'm Germani ^_^ Cyber) oooo, little gold fish crackers...*wanders off* tra la la Sam) gee, we must be so cleverly disguised that she doesn't recognize us ._. Germani) yeah, that's it ._.; Sam) ok so this is the plan *lifts germani's ear up**whisperwhisper* Germani) uh huh..mmmk....riight....oh!... *wai runs by in bg through the broke window carrying a flailing marc* Germani) Really do you think the hippo is necessary? Sam) well....lets just wing it. That good? Germani) works for me *walks off* Sam) *takes punch back to Lanna* ^__^; soo uuh here is your punch, nothing unlawful about it. Lanna) whats unlawful? Sam) c_c;; uuuuhh it should be considered unlawful not to get a pretty girl a drink! *good save, thats two!* Lanna) =.= .....alright what are you up to? Sam) me? eheh why would you think that? c_c; ------------ Germani)*gets stop by Sher* oh hi Sher) *holding an empty bottle* >_O Hold it right there! Germani)*gulp* c_c; ok. Sher) Where is my gun, lad? Germani) Ooooooh, your gun! uum well the thing about that is........the case was locked? Sher) I don't put my guns in a case Germani) c_c uuuuuh. Some one put them in the case on the ceiling....yeeeah Sher) Oh mon dieu! c.c Its those damn Elephants! *grabs Germani by the collar* Quick Lad We mustn't let those saucey bastards get the upper hand! *hands Germani a key* >_O go get my gun quickly! Germani) uuh yeas sir!! c_c;; *scampers off* Shar) AND GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE!!!! ----------- Sam) c_c; yeah so you see I was uuh...gonna get the diamond for....you? *don't kill me grin* Lanna) ....u lie like a rug. =.= Sam) well it worked up until now u_u Lanna) tch. I just wanted you to take me ou-... er, i wanted to make sure u didn't do anything stupid. o___o *bwa! good save lanna.* *Sher and Germani run by* Sher) We'll get those damn dirty elephants! Germani) *tosses the diamond to Sam* Sam) *catch* *puts it in his hat* *puts his hat on his head* BWAHAHA! how's that for good pirating, ey?! I TRIUMPH!!! @____@ guests) *piku at babbling lion* Sam) o_o;;.....pink elephants.. *mumble* Weiss) oh he's just drunk ._. Cyber) carry on then o.o Sam) Wai! put Marc back! We're going! Wai) T-T! Sam) *sappy music plays* hey, we had this conversation before o.o *puts hand on shoulder* letting him go is the right thing and all that, remember? o_o; Wai) ....u took kitti's shiny *holds up child psychology book* *puts hand on his shoulder* *more sappy music* giving back the shiny is the right thing to do 0.0 *long pause* Sam) o_o Wai, I'm an adult. Child psychology doesn't work on me. Plus I'm a Pirate so... Wai) *huff* >.< Sher) @_@ BWAHAHA!! TAKE THAT ELEPHANTS!!! *shoots the ceiling, case falls next to Sam* Sam) C_C Looks like its time to exit!! HA HA!! *grabs rope hanging from the curtains* Hang on lanna! Lanna) o_O whoa wait a second Sam) NO TIME!! *picks up lanna and swing out crashing through the window* ARRR!!! Germani) *grabs wai* *follow* Wai) ^-^! WAI! Cyber) o.o *clapclap* I really enjoyed the floor show. Sher) bloody hell, has anyone seen my paperweight? guests) *point out window* ._. Sher) Ah well *goes to little safe in the corner* *opens it* *it's filled with more diamonds* *takes one out* *uses it to hold some papers in place* there. Bloody theiving elephants =_= ------------- Back at the bar ------------- Sam) *walking funny* >_< oooh this is the worst pain ever!! Lanna) u_u well it serves you right for jumping out of 2nd story window onto a waiting horse, and for a lousey evenin'. Sam) >_<; I wasn't planning on a horse being there! And I'll make it up to you I swear! Lanna) I should think so *takes the diamond from under Sam's hat* n_n thank you.*tail swish* Sam) Hey! Lanna) oh come on Sam you know all you would have done with it was bury it with the rest of your treasure. Sam) c_c; well yeah I'm a pirate thats what we do. Wai, Germani tell her. Wai) 0.0 SHINY!!!!!!! Germani) well I don't see why we can't buy stuff with our loot. You know nice things. Dute) Yeah that sounds like a good idea Sam) >_O .... Dute) O_O OH! right, I'm not in this episode, sorry *scampers off* Lanna) see Sam) u_u *mutter* fine keep it. |
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