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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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Pirates Episode 5 ====================================== *outside Lanna's bar, the pirates are entering the bar on their shoreleave* Germani) Come on Wai! I hear Lanna has a new poker table!! =D *enters bar* Wai) ^-^; waaaiiiiiiiiii *wai imagines a table where you get to poke kitties* *ties to enter bar but is stopped by Sam* Sam) Whooaa where do you think yer goin'? Wai) o.o *points in bar* Sam) Not so Fast, since yer the cabinboy again you have to go get the ship resupplied, Then and Only then can you go on shoreleave. Wai) T-T wanna go wif bunni Sam) You can go with Germani on- Wai) 0.0 WAAAIIII!! THANK MOMMA SAMU!!! *tries to push pass him* Sam) *stops wai from entering* >_@; DOn't Call me that!! *clear throat* As I was saying you can go with German- Wai) 0.0 Waiiiiiiiiii!! Sam) *sam puts his hand over wai's mouth* u_u ...once you- Wai) *kisses Sam's hand* ^-^ *giggles* Sam)*jerks hand away* Would you Pay attention!! ......Now, once you have resupplied the ship you can go with Germaani. Wai) T-T -------------------------------------------------------------- *in the outdoor Market Place* Wai) *pikupiku* o.o *wanders around, looks confused* Brett)*Is buying stuff from a vendor, she is carrying a large basket full of stuff to take back to Lanna's bar* Hey Wai, what're u up to? Wai) samu sed i hadta get supplies o.o i like kitties o.o Brett) *sweatdrop* *thinking- even though she's royalty, Samu's still got her running around* Ah, I can help you if you like ^-^ Wai) wai ^-^ Brett) ok, well, what would a ship need? wai) *think* ......candy! ^-^ Brett) ..... i don't think so ^-^; Wai) hm o.o *spots another ship* *points at it* they might know. ^-^ French Ship- Maruku) how'd we get off of the island from the last episode? Cyber) those cows came along and made u their king, King Marky Moo *points at his new hat* and they helped us get back. it was a big wonderful adventure that will be available in tradepaperbacks, for $14.95 o.o Maruku) oh...right @_o... *wiggles finger in ear* Dang I need some q-tips I can barely hear, what with my head being so full of sand. Cyber) o_o *ear shoot up* I hear a running gag coming on... Marcuku) huh? Brett) *points to Marc and Cyber* Lets ask them *shouts up to Marc and Cyber* Hey you Up there! Do you Know where we could get some supplies? Marcuku) What? Brett) DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SUPPLIES! Marcuku) What!? I do not look like a FruitFlies! Cyber) I think she said she wanted to get our supplies. sir Marcuku) GREAT SEA-CZARS GHOST! SHE IS AFTER MY BOWTIES!? Cyber) ^-^ lalalalala *sways to unheard music* ...what? Oh sorry I zoned out. Rest assure I'm not a silly dunce! .....why did I say that? Marcuku) Yes I agree We should arrest them at once! >_O; No telling what those fiends would do with my bowties....*looks back at Brett and....wheres wai?* Hey where'd the other one go? Wai) *sneaksneak* ^-^; *creeps up behind Marcuku* KKKKKKKKIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!! *glomp!* Marckuk) @___O; AAAAAAAAAAHHH HELP I-..eer WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!! Wai) waiii!! ^-^ *snug* Brett) O__o; Ack Wai NOOOO!!!! Wai) o.o why na? *licking Maruku's cheek* Maruku) @_________@!! Brett) he's French. He might feed you cheese. Wai) i like cheese o.o Brett) nono, it's icky gourmet cheese. Pierce) *climbs out of a barrel* *drunk* so are we under attack? Cyber) well the captain is under a purple thing o.o wait, are you a member of this crew? Pierce) hm? oh uh yeah. so, who do we attack? Maruku) *flailing* *being smothered* Cyber) well we can't attack the purple one. Pierce) why not? Cyber) because she's a minor. o.o pierce) right right. how about that pirate ship over there? cyber) how do u know it's a pirate ship? Maruku) @_@ mmphfgfgh! *flail* *being dragged off back to lanna's* o.o Brett) O_O *follow* Pierce) well the skull and crossbones flag might be a hint. and cuz the people on the ship look piratey. Cyber) what is they're in costumes? we can't go around attackign everyone dressed like a pirate, now can we? Pierce) No, i think we can. We work for the government. Cyber) oh that's right. okay then. carry on o.o *puts on little moose lady hat* Pierce) So what should we do Cyber) *Pose like Napoelean* ^-^ Well I guess I'm in chrange now that the captin has been taken hostage. *Marc being dragged away in the bg* Pierce) o_o uuuh..*his* ok, so whats your orders? Cyber) Lets ask the captin Pierce) But you're the captin Cyber) ^-^ Oh wow thanks! Umm Ok *ahem* We Shall Lay Siege to the Bar until they give us back Me! Pierce) you mean the captin.... Cyber) o_o I thought I was the captin Pierce)Facepalm* oye......*looks at readers* o.o this could take awhile folks here look at that picture of ducks *hold up a painting* ------------------------ *A Painting of Ducks* ------------------------- *back at Lanna's Bar* Wai) ^-^ MOMMA SAMU LOOK WHA I GOT!!! HE IS FRENCH!! *cuddles Marcuku* Marcuku) RELEASE ME AT ONCE!!! Sam) o__o; oh no... Lanna) Why do I get the feeling something bad is about to happen...oh yeah your here...*refering to Sam* Sam) Wha!? Hey! Brett) *runs in* AHH! o_o Lanna) what happened? =.=; Brett) *explains with sock puppets and diagrams* *Marc is being cuddled in the BG* Sam)...I don't suppose u remembered to get the supplies? Wai) o.o *holds up maruku* ^-^ wai? Germani) oh, i get it! we can hold this French guy hostage for a large ransom! =D Sam) That'll never work! But what we could do is hold him for a large ransom. Germani) i just said that... Sam) i didn't hear anything! it's my idea! Lanna) ...good, *jabs him in the chest with a wooden spoon* then i hold u responsible for anything that happens to my bar *glare* =.= Khajja) Hey, while we are doing thid ransom thing, Can I be the Cook? I've always wanted to be the cook. Lanna)*baps Khajja with the spoon* No, Brett is the cook, now get back to work Brett! Brett)*squeak!* Yes Ma'am! *runs off into the kitchen* Marcuku) I'll See to it that all of You are Arrested!! In the Name Of France!! *Sam gags Marcuku* Wai) *whaps sam* u_u nah gag bebe marcuku! ^-^; *cuddle* Sam) u_u Excuse me but I'm the Captin around here and what I say goe- *cannon Ball Blast through bar leaves hole in wall* Lanna) >_< SAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! Sam) ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!! Wai) >_<; QUIET OR YOU'LL WAKE BEBE!!! Cyber)*yelling from the boat* ATTENTION PIRATE LIKE PERSONS!! Or...Possiblely people Dressed like Pirates because they are having a pirate costume party, Give Us Back Our Captin!! Or Else! Wai) >_< QUIET YOU'LL WAKE BEBE!!!!! Marcuku) AM NOT A BEB...BABY! Wai) *pokes head out door at Cyber* *anime fangs appear* MINE!!!!!! Pierce) .... can't argue with that o.o *they're all yelling from the bar and back from the ship* *other people blink and watch the exchange* Maruku) YES YOU CAN! Cyber) WE CAN? Maruku) YES! Cyber) *looks at pierce* Pierce) *shrug* he's the captain. Cyber) I thought I was the captain. Pierce) you are. Maruku) WHAT? Pierce) Oh, come on, you can't be the captain all the time! Maruku) YES I CAN! Khajja) *sticks his head out the window* CAN I BE THE COOK? Sam) No! Hey We'll give you Back your captin if- Wai) @_@ *GRRRRRRRRRR* Sam) c__c;; Uuh You can try to come and get your captin if you give us all your supplies. Marcuku) NO Don't Do it!! Wai) @_@ AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww He Wants to Staaaay!! *squeeze* Marcuku) GIVE IN GIVE IN TO THEIR DEMANDS!!!!! Cyber) ;-; But way about my Gold fishees? Marcuku) o_o there are gold fish cracker on board? Cyber) o.o only the one I smuggled aboard.....c_c eerr only the ones I didn't smuggle onboard Marcuku) O_O CONTRABAND! That 10 lashing with a wet noodle for bring contraband on my ship. I Marcuku Bithebook demand that you Cyber) You can keep him! Wai) WAAAAAIIIIII!! Sam) O__o But We Don't want him!! Wai) n_n I do Germani) >_O I don't Wai) aaaaaaawww bunni es jealous ^-^ *pats bunni* Marcuku) C_C Uuh No you Can Keep Gold Fish! I'll Over look this small infraction if you get me back!! Cyber) and why do we need u? Maruku) I'M THE CAPTAIN Pierce) no, Cyber's the captain ._. Cyber) yeah! Maruku) >_<!!!!!!!!!!! Wai) *snuggles maruku* cuuute Maruku) i'm not cute! Cyber) u'r not the captain either. Sam) GIVE US YOUR SUPPLIES OR YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN! Lanna) and fix my door!! Pierce) We don't Mind! Sam) u_u ugh...how are we gonna resolve this Lanna) Wait I know! Brett) *pokes head out of kitchen* You mean? Lanna) Yes...*holds up a Child pyschology book* The book @_@ ---------------------------- *time pasts* Sam)*holding the book* Wai can I talk to you for a minute Wai) o.o*piku* Sam) Wai you have to let the Smelly Frenchman go. Wai) MINE! Sam) *signals to lanna and Brett, they start playing Sappy music* Wai when you really care about someone, you can't keep them all to yourself. You have to let them go Wai) I do? ;-; Sam) *put hand on wais shoulder* Yes Wai, you do. Its the right thing to do Wai) T-T *sobble* oki *snift* I'm sorry Sam) its ok wai your doing the right thing Marcuku) o_o thank god Narrator) And thus Wai did the right thing, and Let Maruku Go back to ship. The French sailor gave into their demands and supplied the pirate ship with everything but Gold fish crackers. The End. (or is it?) |
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