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Pirates Episode 4 "The Voodoo Menace" Ep created by Lufia Written by VV and Sam Thanks to Lufia and Lanna for help =========================================== *A Nice sunny day expect for a menacing cloud on th horizon, the Pirates are sailing back towards Lanna's place* Dute)Sir! Sir! Wai is aboard the ship!! *climbs up from the hold* Sam) >_<; *wai is Glomped onto him* I know.... Wai) ^-^; heeeee Germani) ^_^ WAI!! Wai) *nodnod* WAIWAI!!! Dute) c_c uumm welcome back Sam) *pries vv off of him with the jaws of life* >_O; Yes welcome back.....so I guess this means you still wanna be the cabin boy eeerr person? Wai) *hop* hai! Sam) mmkk Bunni! Germani) Yes sir? Sam) your no longer the cabin boy Germani) uumm sure.....what am I? Sam) Hell if I know just go figure something out Germani) sure *ear flop* Wai) *pats bunni ^-^ ======================================== Lanna) u_u look you said I could stay in your office until this trip was over Sam) Yes, but I didn't mean you could redecorate Lanna) well too late now Sam) Hey I agreed to sleep out on the deck, but this is MY office an- Germani)*bust through the door* SIR SIR!!! Sam) Can't you see I'm in the middle of something here Germani) But sir I did what you told me! Sam) and what is that Lanna) this should be good... Germani) You told me to come up with something ^_^; Sam) *facepalm* mmmmmmk? Germani) well I just remembered that we forgot to get the Voodoo treasure off of voodoo island Lanna) You mean you didn't get it. cómo es triste.(how sad) some pirates you guys are *snicker* Sam) 9_9 *shakes head at lanna* yeah your're right....but don't you remember what happened there! Germani) n_n not to worry We'll just say we stopped by for a visit. after all my cousin is they're leader ========================================================== *On Voodoo Island, Sam, Germani, and Dute, hacking they're way through the jungle* Germani) Hey where did Wai go? Sam) Hopefully fell in a pit... Wai) *WAIL* T-T! *sitting in path* Dute) O_o; How come we didn't see this path before? Wai) *tugs Bunni* wanna coconut o.o Germani) *runs off to find one* VV) *follow* ^-^ Dute) I guess we better follow them Sam) >_O why the hell isn't anyone following me? I'm the bloody captin...*grumble* Puck) *silently drop out of the trees behins Sam, Follow with limbs flailing all goofy like* Sam) O_O; anyone hear that Dute)no Germani) nope *hops down from tree with coconut* *hands it to Wai* VV) wai! Puck) nope Sam) ok must be hearin- AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Puck) @_@ HEllO Outsiders! *hops over to Germani* Come outsiders come bweheheheheh! ================================================================ Lufia) *sitting on her lil throne* u.u aaahhh you have enter the Presence Of her royal spiffiness! You must pay me a tribute of 10 pixi stick! Germani) n_n Hi cuz! Look Wai is a girl VV) Losh, drinking buddy, luff! *tosses pixi sticks at luff* Lufia) 9.9 well duh. *to VV* 'lo! ^-^ *tosses bottle of the green stuff* anyway ^-^ hullo cuz, whats up? Germani) well we were in the nieghborhood and decided to stop by and stay hi. Lufia) o.0 ….*all Dr. Evil like* riiiggghtttt. Puck) *drops outta nowhere* There were others, but they left o.o;; *snifts at wai* VV) eeee! ^-^ *cuddles puck* Lufia) why? Puck) *peep!!* @_o; Germani) oh they were getting land sick, so they went back to the boat..yeah *meanwhile Dute and Sam are running throught the woods carrying a treasure chest* *later on the shore Lufia is saying good bye to Bunni and Wai as they row away in a boat* Lufia) ^-^; BYEEE! *waves VV) *releases her hold on puck* ^-^ *waves* Puck) @____o;; *gasps for air and swims back to shore* Lufia) *cups here hands around her eyes watches wai and Bunni climb up on the boat, sees some thing out of the corner of her eye.* hm? *looks over, sees Sam hold her Maul Doll* O___________O …………………………………………………… AQM) o_o;; *HIDE* Sam)*is heard yelling from the boat* WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE FOR THIS!? GGGGGGGGRRRR LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! Luff) ….*HUFFHUFFHUFF* Puck) @_o;; ..*covers ears* Luff) *Scream that echos across the island* *glares at boat* *grabs Samu doll and sprinkles dust over it* Sam) 0_0 CRAP LETS GET OF HERE NOW!!!!!! Puck)Why didn't you curse Germani too? Lufia) Cuz he's a no good, goody-goody u.u ….No matter, once the full moon comes out. I will have my revenge……BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! AQM) muwahahahahaha Luff) >< DID I SAY YOU COULD LAUGH?! AQM) o_o; Luff) didn't think sa u.u ======================================================= Night- Moon is covered by clouds. Samu) *es sleeping on the deck cuz lanna's in his office* Zzz.... Dute) *pokes awake* Sir? I was wondering if u could get those sea charts for me. Sam) *mumble* uhm.. sure... *stumbles up* *goes into office* *moon comes out of clouds* Femmi Samu) *yawn*... *shoves papers out office door at Dute* *shuts doors* *flops onto office bed with Lanna* *SNORE* ================================================== Morning- VV) *scampers into Samu's office with breakfast for Lanna* *sees Samu (femmi) and Lanna all inna beddee (vvnote- not touching, shut up o.o)* o.o....!!! *runs out* VV) *brings back Bunni* o.o *point* which one havva bebe ligers? Bunni) ........O______O.....*runs out* i didn't know Lanna was like th-... wait, who was that? VV) *still in office* ooooo *pokes samu* momma samu, bebe ligers *waiwai* Femmi-Samu) *swats VV* shud-up...m'sleeping.. z_z.... VV) *hit* T-T!!!! *CRIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!* Lanna) *sits up* @_@! what's goi- AHHH!! GET OUT OF MY BED! O_O *kicks samu onto floor* Femmi Samu) Can't I get any sleep?!! >_<!!! VV) *pokes Samu's chest* .... o.o MOMMA SAMU! ^-^ Femmi Sam) HEy Don't Touch that!.....That!..That!? O__O THOSE!? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!! Lanna) Who are yo-..0_0 SAM!? IS that YOu Femmi Sam) @__O; Yeah. What happend to me! *stands up* I'am a.... vv) *hearts* 0.0 bebes....Momma Samu? Femmi Sam) o___@; NO WAI No one is having bebes!! Lanna)*giggles* VV) *clap* bebes, bebes, bebes, bebes! ^-^ Dute) *knocks on door* Who's having Babies? Femmi Sam) 0___0 I Can't let me crew see me like this I look.. Lanna) cute? Femmi) @__O; God I hope not *yells to dute behind the door* NO ONE IS HAVING BABIES DUTE WAI IS JUST BEING ODD Dute) Who are you lady? Femmi Sam) Lady? *glup* Umm I'm Lanna! Dute) you don't sound like Lanna Femmi Sam) I have a uuuuhh cold! NOw go away! Dute) alright...... -------------------------------------------------------------------- *later after Sam has calmed down slighty, Sam lanna, wai and germani are trying to figure things out* VV)....samu mommaaaa *glomphug* ^-^ *puts ear on tummi* o.o? when u havva cold, does the bebes havva cold? Femmi Samu) I don't have a cold! VV) o.o u lied to Dute? T-T Femmi Samu) *slams head against wall* Germani) Baby bunnies are in season, u kno.. ^_^ VV) o.o.......? samu'sa na a bunni. Lanna) Well you can't go around crossdressing like.. well like Wai, so you can borrow one of my dresses n_n! Femmi Sam) What, Why can't I? Lanna) well look at yourself Wai) ^-^; we can play dress up with Mommaa Samu! *claps hands together* Femmi Sam) u_u no we will not. Now first things first. Let me change out of this *in his sleeping stuff, which short and a shirt* and then we'll head back to voodoo island VV) u can't go around showing off yoru legs T-T! Femmi Samu) I bet noone'll even notice 9_9, i mean they didn't know YOU were a girl... VV) o.o *POKE chest* twil notice legs. Germani) yeah. Lanna, Femmi Samu, Wai) *glare at Bunni* Germani) why don't i go watch the door? ^_^; Femmi Samu) good idea =_= Lanna)Back there again? I'll never get back to my bar at this rate Femmi Sam) Well of cousre we're going back there! its probably the only way I get turned back. You don't want me stuck like THIS forever do you!? Lanna and Wai) OOoh but thing of all the fun we can have taking you shopping! ^-^; ^-^ Femmi Sam) *goes behins some curtains* oi...........................c_c damn it my cloths don't fit, its all too big Lanna) I thought you looked shorter o.o Wai) *whispers to Lanna* Lanna) ^-^ hehe *nod* Wai) Here Momma Samu! I bring you cloths! *toss some of lanna's stuff over the curtain* Femmi Sam) ACK! *afew mis later sam come out from behind the curtain wearing one of Lanna's dresses* Lanna) @_@ ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You look good! buwahahahahaha!! Femmi Sam) *crosses arms* >_O Wai go get me some of your stuff now....*taps foot* Lanna) *whispers to Wai* c_c; VV) es all inna wash *nodnod* c_c sides, i don't want people to think i'ma boy! Femmi Sam) i'm not going out there wearing this! Lanna) but u look so pretty *snort* @___@ VV) i'm really a girl and they na care, why should they care if u are? Femmi Samu) because I'm not REALLY a girl @_O and they didn't know you were a girl til the other day! I can't let the crew know I've been turned into this. Lanna) Why not? Femmi Sam) Because they won't have a woman captin. Lanna) well thats not fair! Femmi Sam) They think its bad luck Lanna) ^-^; don't worry I'll give you a job in my bar Femmi Sam) >_O; ....*grumble* Look lets just have germani go tell dute that we are going back to the island, and You, me Wai, and Germani can go to shore with the longboat. And well put a barrel in the boat too, and tell my crew that I'm......takeing a nap inside of it. u_u Wai)... how dumb do u think they are? o_o All)........ Wai) oh.. right.. o.o; =============================================== Khajja) hey Dute? why is Wai and bunni loading the longboat? Dute) uuummm the Germani said the Captin and a few others are going back to voodoo island. Khajja) Ok and why is most the crew below deck? Dute) uumm Capt wanted them to clean the cannons Khajja) Well can I be the cook while they're gone? I've always wanted to be the cook. *wai and Germani in the boat with a barrel* Germani) Wai go tell the capt we're ready Wai) Oki! *scampers up the onto the ship and into* Lanna)*come out and climbs into the boat* Femmi Sam) *pokes head out of door* c__c; *tries to walk out quietly* Wai) ^-^ come on *pushes Sam out the door* Khajja) 0_0 *turns around* Femmi Sam) c_____c;;;;;;;;;;; h-hello Khajja) 0___0.... Who're you? Germani and Lanna) *snort* C_C;;; Femmi Samu) I uh.. I'm.... an amazon. I'll kill u o_o; VV) *at the same time* tis samu's sister. Khajja) o_o? Samu and VV) uh.. both. VV) tis samu's sister but she got kidnapped by amazons o_o; Khajja) really? you're much cuter than Sam 0_0 *hearts* U look nothing like him. That's compliment, btw. VV) they're distant siblings o.o; Khajja).... distant... siblings? o_O? VV) *nodnod* o_o;;; Femmi Samu) *facepalm* Khajja) 0_0... wow... Uhm, how long will you be staying with us? Femmi Samu) oh. not very long ^-^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *trying to get into long boat but Khajja is blocking the way* Khajja) What's your name? T___T Femmi Sam) Sam...ER UUHHH Samantha!! c__c; Khajja) o__O I guess your parents must have liked the name Sam Femmi Sam) c_c; sure whatever *still trying to get around him* Khajja)*gives flowers and such* T-T Femmi Sam) #C___C#;; uuuuhhhh ok thanks uumm bye now Khajja)How about a good bye kiss? Femmi Sam) #O_@# OUTTA MY WAY STUPID MALE!!! *shoves Khajja overboard *splash* Khajja) ^_^ she like me Femmi Sam) *Climbs into boat* Go! Lanna) Look on the bright side Sam. If you get stuck like this we won't have to go far to get you a date *snicker* Femmi Sam) @_@ ROW BUNNI ROW!!!!!! ======================================== *walking down the jungle path* Lanna) explain to me again why I'm here? Femmi Sam) Because the voodoo kids don't know you, So maybe they'll be nice to you. Lanna) u_u Oh so its gonna be just like the Amazons again, only weirder? Femmi Sam) ... Wai) Dis way bunni! *point ahead* *they all come into a clearing which is the center of Voodoo Village, all of the voodoo kids appear to be asleep* Lufia) *on her throne* z_z Femmi Sam) what happened here? Looks like they threw a kegger. Germani) it was probably a sugar party. Looks like they all came crashing down from they're sugar highs Wai) *picks up a sleeping puck* WAI!!! Puck) X_X YAAAAAARGGHH!! Lufia) *wakes up* @__O; Oooh Ow! Not so loud you heathen!...wha what? Who are you people...oh hi cuz *flop* x_x Germani) Hi cuz Lufia) *rubs head* what you want? *hic* Femmi Sam) *ahem* We came back here to give you this *tosses lufia the Maul doll* Lufia) 0_0 ...MAUL!!!!! *pounces it* @_@ Wai! *Knaws on one arm of the doll* Femmi Sam) O__o;; Lufia) @_@ ...Bless *talks to doll* Puck) *does lil circles by his ear* Femmi Sam) uuumm *AHEM!* Lufia) o_O Who the hell are you?....oh...OH! *ROTFL!* XD ITS SAMU!! Puck) The pirate dude..? Gavin) o_- rowr Puck) I SAW HER FIRST >_<; Gavin) NEVER! *pounce Puck starts a dust cloud fight* Lufia) u_u boyz..... Femmi Sam) O__o; uuummmm so could you uumm turn me back now? Lufia) u_u no! Femmi Sam) Oh come on please! I'll do anything! Lufia) Anything? Lanna)*looks at reader* Ok who didn't see that coming...*shakes head* Femmi Sam) c__c With in reason! Lufia) HHmmmmmm....well I do have one job for you..You must... @_@ BRING ME THE LAVA BEAST!!! Puck) don't worry she just means her kid Lufia) >.< SHe is not mine! Femmi Sam) c___C; ooooooki bu- Lufia) @_@ AND BRING HER TO ME BEFORE SUN DOWN OR YOU WILL BE A WOMAN FOREVER!! BUWAHAHAHAHAH!! AMQ) *not sure what do* Lufia) LAUGH YOU FOOLS LAUGH!! Lufia and AMQ) BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ================================================= *sam and the other climb up the volcanoe* Lanna) I got a bad feeling about this Germani) Its probably just lunch your feeling Lanna) hmm maybe *looks back down the slope watchs Sam hike up* Come on Sam shake a leg. geez yer slow Femmi Sam) u_u I'll have you know my feet hurt, ok. Lanna) My yer a dainty one Femmi Sam) >_O oh shut up Wai) ^-^ I'll carry you Momma Samu *scampers down to Sam* Femmi Sam) No no I'm fine ok I don't need help Wai) *picks up Sam and carries her up to the top* Femmi Sam) o__O; put me down! *is dropped* x_O; ggrr Germani) LOOK! *points out to a small raft in the middle of the lava with a small child on it* Rei) *flopped on the raft* o.o I am a vessel for my thoughts. This raft, the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? I am I. This object that is, is myself. That which forms is me. Lanna) So what do we do? o.O; Femmi Sam) uuuummmm... HEY KID! Rei) *sits up* o.o ... Femmi Sam) If you come with me to the village I'll give you beef jerky Rei)...I dislike meat. Femmi Sam) o.o Rei) o.o Femmi Sam) o.o Rei) o.o Femmi Sam) *turns back to the other* Well its hopeless.... *lanna's bar* Lanna) go clean that table Sam. Femmi Samu) yes ma'am! *Volcano* Femmi Samu) Lanna? Lanna? hey stop daydreaming o_o vv) she's so cute! how'd she get on tha raft? o.o Lanna) oh sorry...uumm I have no idea Germani) well..I'll ask. *turns to Rei* Hey how did you get on that raft? Rei) o.o*piku* How do you get around without a brain....some things just can't be answered... Femmi Sam) Would you please come to the village with us? Rei) o.o .......*a big giant rock lifts up from the grow and hovers over the Sam, Lanna, Wai, and Germani* Femmi Sam) o____o;; *gulp* I'll take that as a no then. *rock Drops* All) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ====================================== Femmi Sam) .....and so you see, it was the Ballet Ape who saved the day. Lanna) boy I'll say... Femmi Sam) Right so here she is *hands lufia a tied up Rei* *has to pull her away from Wai first* Lufia) O__O YOU have abused my Child! Femmi Sam) uuuuumm can you turn me back now? Lufia) What? oh yeah sure. *sprinkles dust over a samu voodoo doll* u_u there Femmi Sam) *POOOF!!!, Is Sam in his normal pirate stuff* Sam) ^_^ thank you. Wai) T-T aaaaaww no bebe kitties *snift* Lanna) O___o; ================================== *back at Lanna's Bar* Lanna) *carrying a bag, Sam soon follows carrying many of Lanna's bags* ^-^ good to be back Brett)*holding a baby Squirrel-fox* ^-^; Hiya Ma'am! Lanna) @__O; WHA!? We weren't gone that long!!! Its impossile *sits down purs herself a drink* Brett) u_u relax this is my cousin's baby I'm just watching him today Lanna) *whew* Brett) Mine won't arrive for a few more months Lanna) 0_0;; what!?*holds a full shot glass, shaky hands* Brett) o_o My book. My book won;t arrive from london is a few month. ^-^ But I do have something in the oven Lanna)*glass breaks in Lanna's hand* Brett) ^-^; a Pie! mmk Bye! *goes into the backroom* *pokes head out* Oh and Me and Dean are getting married bye. Wai) bebes! Lanna) O___O;;; ... Sam) *get idea* Hey Lanna yo- *outside the Lanna's Bar, is peaceful and nice, then suddenly* Sam)*get thrown throught the window* |
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