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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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Pirates! #3 Sam) Alright Men, I've discovered a way for us all to become very rich pirates! Pirates) WHOOOO!!! ARGH!!!!!! NEEEHAW!!! Sam)*pacing back and forth* u_u We will take the Chocolate we PLUNDERED from the voodoo kids Sam) D'ARGH! come on Lanna I told you already we need a Female to conduct trades with the Amazon, because they hate men Lanna) Whats in it for me Aris) *takes out lil telescope* I think it's the cabin boy…. Lais) he looks familiar… Aris) *points at Samu* it's a trick! Get them! *lotta amazons pop outta bushes* ====================================== *Dute and Khajja are locked up in one cage hanging from a tree, Sam and Lanna in another.* Lanna) This has got to be the worst thing you've gotten us into, Sam Dute) Worst then the time some islanders tried to feed you to their volcanoe god? Lanna) Ok second worst thing Khajja) What about the time Sam- Sam) OK I get the idea! Lanna) yeah this is all your fault Sam) My Fault!? I don't even know what we- Lanna) *ahem* u_u Sam) >_O; What I did wrong! There ya happy! Dute) c_c *whispers to Khajja, but Sam and Lanna over hear*you'd think they were married Sam and Lanna) SHUT UP! Khajja) *snicker* Dute) Anyone see what they did with Wai? Sam) No...but with any luck he'll probably hug everyone to death*grumble* Lanna) *whap* Be nice Sam) ARGH! Dute) see Sam and Lanna) SHUT UP DUTE!!! *Mean While on the Moon* ------------------------------------------------ Moon Mouse) @__O; *choking a piece of moon cheese, Flail* Moon Mouse 2) *runs out of a hole and hits choking mouse on the stomach* Moon mouse) *Piece of cheese Flies out into space* o_o Moon Mouse 2) o_o Both Mice) ^-^ ^-^ *start eating cheese again* ----------------------------------------------------- *later in the cages* Sam) Hey Lanna Lanna) Yeah Sam) you know this could be our last night, and I thought tha- Lanna) >_< NO! DOn't EVEN SAY IT! Sam) But! Lanna) NO! Sam) But I wasn't...*sigh* I was just gonna tell you that I- Aris) u_u BRING THE PRISONERS DOWN!!! AND TAKE THEM TO THE VILLAGE SQUARE! o_- go easy on the lion Lais) *bap* NO! even if he is cute he is still a prisoner u_u *pokes aris* o__o; Did you fix your hair up!? Aris) ^-^ HAI! You think he'll notice Lais) O___O;; YOU'RE NOT ARIS!! *runs off* Sam) Whats going on here!? Why did you throw us in cages!? charis) u_u you know very well why we did it Sam) We do not! charis) I'm not talking to you Sam) 9_9 oh brother... ============================================================= *prisoners are dragged out into arena like thingee (think gladiator)* Wai) *sitting inna chair all cutelike with food piled around him* *sweatdropping like crazy* Samu) Hey! how come he's getting off so easy?! Lais) QUIET MALE! aris) *blush* ye', quiet.. #o.o# Charis) You are charged with kidnapping the Empress, how do you plead?! Samu) what Empress?! Lanna) Hey, i'm not with these guys, they tricked me like the evil males that they are c.c Samu) HEY! Germani) *pikuing at Wai alot* Aris) SILENCE! How stupid do u think we are?! Lais) What kind of sick sadistic perverts are you? =.= Wai) *sweatdropping even more* *whispers at Aris* Aris) Hush! Fatima) Did you think we wouldn't find out?! Sam) what are your talking about?! @_@; Dute) Search our ship, we don't have an Empress! Khajja) if we do, Sam's been hiding her from us o_- Samu) shut up! @_O I don't even know what your Empress looks like! Germani) *pikupiku* *squints at Wai* Wai) *shifts uncomfortably* Lanna) um.. how did u even lose your Empress in the first place? doesn't she have guards? Aris) *gets mic* *spotlight* oh, it was one year ago, on a stormy night.... And we were traveling along the coast, and we stopped at a pier and when we turned around she was gone! Spirited off by some heathens...8-8 Lais).... actually we went on a shopping spree and kinda left her behind.... Aris) *covers mic* *whisper* shut up! @_o; Wai) *sigh* Samu) Yeah ok thats sucks for you, but we don't have her! @_o Dute) you must have us confused with some other pirates. Charis) keeping an innocent young girl on your filthy ship, no telling what u did to her! T-T Samu) @_O EH!? Khajja) yeah, Sam, you pervert. Ladies, I have never liked this guy, I'm a victim here, honest! Sam) If anyone had her it'd be u!! Khajja) I'm not a barbarian like you, you should see how he treats the cabin boy u_u Wai) *covers his head* x.x;;; Dute) yeah, Sam, u are kinda mean to him... Aris) see, that proves it! Samu) .....for the last time... I DON'T HAVE YOUR STUPID EMPRESS! >_< Dute) um.. Sam... C_c;;;; Sam) WHAT? @_o Dute) *points at Wai who has taken off his bandana to reveal a mass of pretty hair* Sam) so he has girlie hair, so what? o_O Wai) *sigh* @.o; *scampers off* *comes back wearing a dress* *it's really evident that he issa she, in fact.. SHE es... VV! ta da!* Sam) o_o........... Germani) i'm not gay! i'm not gay! yes! yes! I knew it! yes *does little dance while still tied up and on the ground* Sam) O___O;; Wai is A GIRL!? WHA!? HUH!? Aris) Yeah like you didn't know Khajja) u_u I bet you did too know Sam) WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!?*pointing to Khajja* HEY YOU DIDN'T KNOW! OR YOU! *pointing to his crew and Lanna* Charis) Liars! If you didn't know That she was a girl Then why did you keep her around? Sam) Well we needed that extra help...our last cabin boy, timmy, was eaten by a giant squid Dute) True dat Sam) and...he...eeerrr well she reminded me of my Long lost Daughter, Wai was girly enough, Well know i know why now. Aris) o__o; you have a Daughter!? What happened to your daughter? Girl) *a young lioness walks by in the background, no one notices* Sam) Well it happened many years ago *the air gets wavey* Charis) what? Why is the air getting wavie?.. Oh no not a flashback *pulls up a lawn chair out of nowhere and sits down* Sam) Sorry, its just easier this way. Lanna) u_u better settle in. This could be a long one. *Air gets all wavie until the scene turns into a ship in a dark and stormy sea and two young lions on the deck* Voice over Sam) We were on our way to Monogami Island to be wed when a strom caught us by surprise VO Charis) Why do all of these flash backs start this way? VO Sam) Ssssshhh this is how it goes alright. Anyway... Sam) We're taking on water get to raft! Kim) What about our daughter!? Sam) GO Get to the raft I'll go get her *Sam runs into the cabin, hears his crying child, finds her picks her* Kim)*from outside* Hurry Sam the boat is sinking fast! Sam) I got her! *sam ran out of the cabin* Kim) *standing in the raft* hand her to me! Sam) *hands the child to Kim* Hold on tight I'm going to lower the raft! Kim) But what about you!? Sam) Someone has to lower it! *sam lower the life raft into th sea, He was about to climb down the rope, when a big wave washed over the deck of the boat, pushing sam over board* *Air gets wavey again till turns back into the court scene* Sam) ..and the next thing I know I wake up on some beach. Amazon)*blowing hankies, and sobbing* Aris) ;-; thats so sad Lais) Objection! n_n Aris) o__o Objection to what? Lais) I think Sam's coat should have been blue in the flashback Aris) ^-^ Oooh me too Charis) Yoo can't object to that! Sam)*ahem* uuumm is this going anywhere Charis) o.o no not really why? Sam) Well you have your Empress back, You brought you chocolate to trade....obviously If we knew who wai was do you really think we'd be dumb enough to bring her here? Lais) Whats your point? Sam) c_c can we go now? Lais) uuummmmmmmm *all the amazons get a group huddle * VV) T-T *holds up a cardboard sign, "take me with you"* Aris) *Peeks up from the huddle looks at wai* VV) c_c *takes sign down* Lais)*peeks up from the huddle looks at Sam and the other, goes back down* Chrais) Alright Break! *amazons run back to where they were before* Lais) u_u we have decided that Lanna can go free, and the rest of you men can either be breeders or die ^-^; your choice Lanna) o__@; ROTFL!! Sam, Khajja, Bunni, Dute) WHAT!? Sam) This is Outrageous! Germi) I dunno the first choice isn't so bad... Sam) >_<; oi... Yo- *was about to say somethng then he noticed a small spider walking by a group of amazons* o.o oh look a spider Amazons) @_@ SPIDER!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *All run around and scream like chibis* KILLIT!!!!!!!!!KILLIT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Sam) 0_0!? uummm *steps on spider killing it* Amazons) OUR HERO!!!!!!!! *GLOMP* Pirate) *exchange confused glances between each other* ======================================== *back on the pirate ship about ready to set sail, after loading on cargo, Sam, Lanna, and Bunni are leaning against the ship's railing* Sam) Well we didn't get as much gold as we hoped, but all things consider I think things went well. Lanna) yeah I guess..but I can't help but feel bad for poor Wai Germani) *sigh* Sam) Yeah me too, but I guess she is back where she belongs Lanna) So Sam what was it you were gonna tell me, back in those cages? Sam) uuuuuuuuhh I was gonna say that I uh....Thought tube socks are great eheh c___c;;;;;;;;; Lanna) O_o ..........mmk.. Khajja) *makes kissing sounds* Sam) >_< You are so walking the planke! Dute) *comes up to them* Everything is loaded sir, including a new cannon Sam) Eh? they never said anything about a new cannon ======================================= VV)*hidden inside the cannon* *giggles* ^-^ ====================================== *the pirate ship is sailing from the Amazian shore, Many amazon's are waving bye, Aris is crying.* *another ship comes into view* Marc) Look there they are!! *looks out at the readers* I bet you thought the writers forgot about us*looking back through his periscope* And their ship is loaded with Booty! No doubt they robbed those poor natives! After them! Cyber) EYE EYE CAPTIN! Marc) u_u for the last time its "aye" *a small shadow appears on the deck infront of Marc's feet and it start growing bigger* o_o eh? Cyber) THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS FALLING!! *just then a chuck of Moon Cheese Crashes through the ship's deck, and a waterspout shoots out of the hole* Marc) oh crap! *ship sinks* Amazon) heard from the shore* LOOK FREE DROWNING BOYS!! WAIIII!! ========================================== NEXT EPISODE! Lanna) Sam and the pirates stop by the Voodoo island to get the treasure they forgot to get the first time. But the Voodoo kids find out about this and curse Sam. Will Sam be able to Break the Curse in time? Next time, of course, service, service! |
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