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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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| Pirates 1 | Pirates 2 | Pirates 3 | Pirates 4 | Pirates 5 | Pirates 6 | Pirates 7 | Pirates 8 | Pirates 9 | |
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Pirates ep 2 ------------------------ *pirates all assembled on the deck of the ship, Sam and Dute standing in front of them* Sam) Alright Men, I've discovered a way for us all to become very rich pirates! Pirates) WHOOOO!!! ARGH!!!!!! NEEEHAW!!! Sam)*pacing back and forth* u_u We will take the Chocolate we PLUNDERED from the voodoo kids an- Dute) c_c; Psssssttt *whispering to Sam* Sir we didn't plunder that chocolate Sam) >_O *whispers back* Quiet I need this ok Dute) c_c;................. OOOooh right THAT chocolate Of Course!! Sam) u_u thats better...anyway! We will trade the chocolate to the Amazons for gold. And rumor has it that they really want it bad. DUTE!!! Dute) @__O;; Not so loud....yes? Sam) do we have anyone one board that can speak Amazon? Dute) ^_^ yes I think Wai does Sam) Wai! Front and Center!....wai?.....Where is Wai? Deano) He was cleaning the cannons last I checked...... *meanwhile wai is sound asleep inside a cannon* Samu) *pokes head into cannon mouth* WAI! Wai) @.@ oro.... * falls out* *flop* itaii... Samu) *doesn't seem to notice he's damaged Wai's ear drums* Can you speak Amazon? Wai) *whimper* *nod* hai... Dute)...isn't that all he speaks? Samu).. what's your point? Dute) Nothing, just making conversation o.o -------------------------------- *off in the distance there is another ship* Marc)*looking through an periscope at the pirate's ship* AH HA! PIRATES! *closes periscope, folds hands behind his back* o_- Ahhh pirates....No doubt up to no good! Plotting their evil plots....planning their immoral deeds! Cyber)*pops up from the ground seemly out of nowhere* How do you figure? Marc) u_u they're pirates Cyber) hows that Marc) its their job Marc and cyber) *nod at each other many times to theme of Dragnet* ---------------------------------- *In Lanna's Bar much later* Sam) D'ARGH! come on Lanna I told you already we need a Female to conduct trades with the Amazon, because they hate men Lanna) Whats in it for me, besides having the pleasure of smelling you and your crew for a couple days... Sam) You'd get a cut of the gold Lanna) How much Sam) 2 percent.... Lanna).......goodbye Sam.. Sam) Ok ok Fine 5 perce- Lanna) 15 Sam) 15!?....10!! Lanna) 13! Sam) 12! Lanna) 15! Sam) Deal!! Lanna) de aquerdo! n_n *tailswish* Sam) >_<; ARGH!!!!!! Sam)*grumble* well at least that settled... Lanna) Umm no not quite. Who is gonna watch my bar while I'm gone? Sam) Don't you have a waitress *points to Brett Walick carring a tray of empty glasses to the kitchen* Brett) ^-^; *looks back at Lanna Sam Deano and wai* HIyas!! *walks into door* # @__O;# oof *drops a glass* ECK! Sam).......I see....what about deano? He's ou- Brett) *runs back in the room* ^-^; Oh Yes yes! Please Say Deano can watch the Bar Ma'am Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeee!!! Deano) #^_^# Heh Lanna) O___o;; uuummm ok. I suppose that'd be alright. *sigh* Wai) o.o *tugs deano* .. *whisper* Deano) o_@ no we're not going to have babies, Wai o_o Wai) na? o.o Deano) no #@_@#;;;; Brett) *washes bar all cutelike attem* Deano) O_O;;; aheh. Lanna) no chiquitos en mi bar. u_u --------------------------------------------------------------- *later of the amazonian coast* Khajja)*in the crow's nest* Amazon long boat approaching Sam) Alright everyone Remember Lanna *pointing to her* Is our Captin. Got it! *sticks his hat on lanna* Lanna) ^-^; Dute) o.o then what are you Sam) uuuuuhhh o_- first mate! Pirates) ooooOOOOOOooooooooooo... Lanna) dios mio...*shakes head*.... 9_9 Wai) o.o.. wai? Samu) u'r still cabin boy x_x Dute) what'm I? Samu).... it doesn't matter! @_O Khajja) can I be cook? I always wanted to be cook. Samu) shut up! shut up! @_o!! Aris) Ohayo! Lanna) Uh.... Wai) say "ohayo" Lanna) Ohayo! Aris) >We'd like to trade. Got anything good?< Lais) >Boys! We want boys! Cute ones! Aris) >would you shut up?!< Wai) *piku* *whisper* They wanna trade, they want boys and they want to know if you'd shut up. Lanna) Ellas no estan muchas simpaticas.. Wai) Si, pero, eep! you're messing me up! @.o; Aris) >What's taking so long? o.O< Wai) say aijobu! We have chocolate! And boys< Lanna) "Daijobu, we have chocolate and boys- oh wait, we're nto supposed to trade those! Wai) oops! Samu) *slamming head against mast* Lais) BOYS? =D Samu) if we end up giving them boys, Wai's the first to go o.- Aris) Is it ok if I use english? Lanna) uhm... sure. Aris) thanx, we're originally from Ohio, you know. Lanna) uh.. o_o; Lais) waiiii, boys! Sam) chocolate, Lanna, CHOCOLATE, no boys! Aris) u gonna let that male push u around? o.- Lanna) of course not! ^-^;;; *smacks Sam* SHUT UP! Now go swab the deck or scrape barnacles off the hull..I have negotiations to work out. Sam) >_O *grumble grumble, takes a mop* Lanna) umm why don't you uumm Come aboard an we can talk in my...office? Wai) o_o; *climbs into a barrel full of Potatoes* Lanna) Oooh Sammy..be a dear and take that heavy barrel into MY room. wai) *thinks lanna said she was fat* T-T *Whine* Aris) I hope we get the lion in the red coat Lais) o__o; what have you done to aris!? Aris) >_< SHUT UP!!! --------------------------------------------------------- Wai in barrel) offer them tea Lanna) would you like some tea? ^-^; Aris) no thanks * pikus at barrel because it bounces a bit when wai talks* Lanna) So, um, how much chocolate would u like? ^-^ Lais) boys boys boys! Aris) hush u! @.o; all that u can spare there's a shortage. Some weird kids sacked our storehouses Lanna) alright then… Wai) we'd like a lot of gold oo.. cute potato… Lanna) well, we'd like a lot of potatoes, I mean gold,.. for the chocolate. Aris) okay, then, and u shall get a lot of gold. ^-^ Aris and Lais) **scamper out of room** Lanna) … "a lot?" o_O Wai) *pokes head out of barrel all cute like** amazons think it's rude to use exact numbers. So they say "a lil" "some" or "a lot" o.o Lanna) .. I see.. .o_o; Sam) *barges int he room, cloth slighty pulled and out of place* SO How much we get? Lanna) What happened to you? Sam) >_O One of those amazon she-devils tried to pull me off the boat..... Wai) *giggles* Amazon Ship- Aris) *getting out of longboat onto deck** Fatima) **peer** whassat? *point* Lais) looks like soemone waving… Aris) *takes out lil telescope* I think it's the cabin boy…. Lais) he looks familiar… Fatima) like….really familiar… Pirate ship- Wai) *wave* Samu) stop waving at the Amazons, Wai @_o Wai) …*hug* ^-^ Samu) @_o?! argh!! Off! Lanna) *baps* o.- Samu) >_< Dute)…so.. who's captain? Samu) I AM! Khajja) I wanna be cook, tho, can I be cook? Dute) how come you're always captain anyway? Sam) because I AM the captain! @_O Dute).. well that's not very democratic, is it? o.o --------------------------------------------------------- *MEANWHILE! On the Moon* Moon mouse) ('-') *mouth stuffed with moon cheese* ---------------------------------------------------------- *MEANWHILE! Not Far from the Pirate Ship* Marc) Are you sure this is the way the pirates came Cyber) *nodnod* Yes sir! Marc) How sure Cyber) I can smell 'em! Marc) O_o you can smell them? Cyber) ^-^ *nod* They smell like gold fish crackers Marc) o.o....u know i'm thinking that orange flavored pop doesn't count as a citrus, u might have scurvy... ---------------------------- Samu) Wai... get in the boat *points at longboat* Wai) uh... mebbe next time? @.o; samu) *picks him up and puts him in the boat* we need you to translate! o_o Wai) eep x.x; *Lanna, Samu, and a buncha other pirates climb in too* ------------------ Shore-- Lanna) Uh, hi there @.o; Samu) *trying to pull Wai out of the boat* @_o Lais) *sets down a chest containing alot of gold* hmmhmm Aris) *blushing* .... Lais) *pokes her* o.O *looks where's she's looking* *sees Samu* *to lanna* Hey, you couldn't possibly part with that one *points at sam*, could u? ^-^ Lanna) Ah.. well uh.. Samu) i'm not for sale! Lanna) *WHAP!* o.- *samu loses his grip on Wai and falls into the water* >_<....... Lais) c'mon, we'd give ya alot forrem aris) we would? o_o; Lais) well u like him so much... Aris) @_o i do not! Wai) *helping Samu out of the water* gomen nasai... Aris) *sees Wai* O_O...!!!!!! Lais) O_O!! *drops gold on Khajja's foot" Khajja) OW! @_O son of a... Aris) *points at Samu* it's a trick! Get them! *lotta amazons pop outta bushes* |
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