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| PIRATES! By: Sam Stone & EmpressVV |
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Pirates(or at least until we think of a better name) One year ago- On a dark and somewhat stormy night...well not so much stormy as unpleasant... Samu) Argh *mumble* *walks into Lanna's bar but stumbles over something* >_O Bundle of Cuteness) *thud* ow..itaii ;-; Samu) Arghh...! Lanna! *walks to bar* Lanna) Que? o.- Samu) *points at bundle of cuteness by door* What issat? Lanna) I dunno, i think it's lost o.- Samu) *shrug* hmph. Hey! Boy! Bundle of Cuteness) *piku* o.o; Samu) Yeah, u, c'mere. Bundle of Cuteness) *scampers over* o.o? Samu) what's your name? Bundle of Cuteness) *pikupiku* o.o;;;; waiii? Samu) Wai? ok. Newly dubbed Bundle of Wai) o.o;; Samu) ...*poke* *tugs down part of the robes covering Wai's face revealing cute purple haired echidna* Wai) o.o... *piku* Lanna) Que lindo! *pats Wai and gives him some root beer* Wai) Arigato ^-^ Lanna) o.o; Sam, I don't think he's from around here. Samu) Huh. Kinda freaky lookin. o_- Wai) o.o T-T!! *cri* Samu) @_O Ehh.. shut up kid... Wai) *wailwail* Lanna) *whaps Sam* o.- Tiron! Discúlpese a el! Samu) @_<; D'argh!!! Are ye Daft ye Cantankerous female! I'm a pirate! I don't apologize! O_< Lanna) *WHAP!* Samu) i'm sorry i'm sorry >_< Wai) *snift* *hides behind Lanna* Samu) *rubs his head* eh.. well I'd better get back to the ship anyway...*leaves the bar* Wai) o.o... *follow* Samu) o_O what do you want? Wai) o.o *points at the ship he's standing next to then points back at him* Samu) yes that's my ship and I'm going there now. go back to the bar, Lanna'll get you home. Go on GET!! Wai) o.o Samu) Hey Dute! lower the steps! Dute) *peeks his head out of the rail* Aye cap'n. Samu) *turns back to Wai* now go aw- *gets bonked on head with the steps* >_< AR!!! Dute) sorry, cap'n! o.o Samu) Ya'll be scrapin' the barnacles oh the hull fer dat!*sighs and starts up the steps* Wai) *follow* o.o Samu) o_O.. no. uh uh. You're not coming onto this ship. This is MY ship. Shoo!*points to Lanna's bar* O_< Wai) o.o Present Day-- Wai) *is mass of oversized clothes* *scampers into Samu's room* Samu! *trips over pants* *thud* Samu) *has little ship in a bottle* *it goes flying and smacks into the wall* >______< WHAT?! Wai) tissa ship coming! ^-^ British-ish! Samu) Ahaha! =D *runs outta room* ARM THE CANNONS! AND BATTEN DOWN DE HATCHES!!=D *crew runs about* Dute) o.o; they are still battened down from the last time Sam) u_u; well then JUST ARM THE CANNONS!!! Wai) o.o; *sits on deck* British Ship- Germani) *asleep on deck in lawnchair* ZZzzzZzzzzz *murmurs* no, ladies.. there's enuf a me ta go around... *mumble* z.z *BOOM* Germani) AHH @_o *falls outta chair* Hey!! Samu) *on the deck of his ship* SURRENDER YE' LANDLUBBER! i love saying that @_@ Germani) This is a tourist vessel! It's not like we bring guns!! Samu) Oh.. well ..SURRENDER ANYWAY! >_<; OR I'LL KEEEEELL HAUL(?) The lot of YA! Germani) 9.9;;; --------------------------------------------------------------- Germani) *all tied up with a bunch of other British tourists* *ears flop* Samu) *going thru the tourist's stuff, cloths and random junk is flying out of bags* Wai) *pokes bunni* ^-^ lo. Deano) *tugs Wai from Germani* Don't talk to the prisoners, Wai. Wai) o.o wai? Dute) Because you might get attached and not want to kill them later. o.o Wai) Aa. o.o Khajja) *holds up rolled up parchment that says "treasure map" onnit in big letters* hmmm.. Ey' Captain. Samu) Hmm? Khajja) what's this? Samu) *opens it* .... A TREASURE MAP! =D! Germani)... what are the odds of a tourist having a treasure map? Samu) Hey, shut up *WHAP**mumble "no good landlubbers" Khajja) well what i- Sam) OF course its a treasure map. 9_9 After all "Treasure Map" Is clearly printed on it, isn't it? Khajja) yeah, bu- Sam) >_O IT'S A TREASURE MAP! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sam) *working at his desk, studying some charts* Dute) Have you figured out where map leads to? Sam) Yes, yes I believe I have. But there is only one problem o_- Dute) Whats that Sam) The treasure is ON *overly Dramatic muzak* VOODOO ISLAND!!!!!!!! @_@; .........................did the crew steal musical instruments again? Dute) *nods* c_c; Sam) 9_9 geh. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *on the ship's deck* Khajja) *in the crows nest* LAND HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Germi) 0_0 What kind of Ship is this!? *still tied up to the mast* Sam) *Burst out of his room* Ah ha! We're Here! Germi) We're where? Sam) >_O What is he still doing here!? Dute) o___o;; uuummm you never told us to do anything abo-- Sam) Damn it Man! Think onc-- WAI!! Get AWAY FROM HIM WITH THOSE GRAPES!! >_< THOSE ARE NOT PRISONER FOOD Wai) Aa o.o *scampers off* Sam) ARGH! Where was I? Germi) o_o you were about order crew to ready the longboat so you could go on shore. Sam) Right of course!! READY THE LONG BOAT!!!! Germi) Whew n_n ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *The pirates are approaching the shore in their long boat* Puck) *a voodoo on the island hidden within the cover of the jungle, Sees the pirates and runs off* Sam) All right men, Be on the look out for the locals, They my not like the idea of us tresspassing on their island so if anyone asks we are Census takers. Dute) c__c I hear they shrink heads Khajja) I hear they Can use their voodoo magic to turn ya into elephants! Deano)I hear they can curse ya three times before ya hit the ground *music begins to play* *sings* Watch ou for those voodoo kidss!!!! lalalala- Sam) >_< STOP THE MUSIC!! AND STOP SINGING THIS IS NOT A MUSICAL!! Pirates) *look sad* sorry... wai) T-T Sam) u_u thats better. *a Tucan flies in from out of the jungle, and lands on Sam's Shoulder* o_o Wai) 0_0 *eye shimmer* KAWAIII!!!!!!!!!! *gushgush* Sam) o_o why looks its a friendly Tucan. Hello there tucan =) Tucan) *bites Sam, and takes off into the forest* Sam) @__O;; OUCH!!!!!!!!!! THat lil Devil pulled out some of my fur! *In Voodoo Priestess Lufia's Not-So-Secret-Lair-* Luff) cuz some MORON made a map to it... Puck) well your cousin kept forgetting where it was! Luff) eh o.- anyways, i got bigger problems *points at crystalball that has image of the pirates getting off the ship and such* PIRATES! They're more annoying than telemarketers! Tucan) *SQUACK* *turns into a raven* Luff) NANI? @_o; *pikus* oh..tis you...ahem ahem ahem..*stands up all proud like* u.u ah, my faithful pet...what hath though brought me? Tucan) *drops fur* Luff) *hands it to nothin* What can you tell me about this? Puck) ...*drops outta nowhere* *grabs it* *sniffs it really deeply cupped with both hands* @_@ .......*pikus* ..tis an outsider o.o Luff) >_< DON't SNIFF THAT FUR!..I may need it puck) *looking in Luff ball*I wonder why they brought your cousin Germani along... Luff) it's obvious! They're going to ransom him off to me in exchange for treasure! *Sam in crystal ball* actually, we were going to use him to test traps... Luff) *mumble* shutup *unplugs the crystal ball* hey, don't they havea cute cabin boy? Puck) I hear he's kinda fruity... Luff) that's what u said about Luke and who was right? o.- Puck) 9_9; you were... Luff) Exactly! so, BRING ME THE CABIN BOY! *ohohohohoho* AQM)... we don't take orders from u...o.O Luff) YOU DO NOW! >.< AQM) alright alright 9_9 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sam and pirates) *cutting throught the dense jungle with their swords* Deano) o_o Some shortcut... Sam) argh. I know were I'm going Pirates)*some blur object darts by behind them* O__O o.O o___o 0_o 0___0;; ^-^; *the all turn around to look, then soe blur object darts by them when their back are turned, pirates spin back around* Voodoo) *pop put of bushes, and trees with spears pointed at the pirates* Puck) *jumps out of nowhere in front of Sam* @__@ *sniff's at Sam's head* Sam) O__o;; ACK! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? Puck) @__@ Come with me outsiders *runs off all weird like* Samu) like i'll listen ta you... Dute) what are you people smoking on this island?! Deano) and can I have some? ^_^ Wai) *nibbling on fruit* *follows after puck* waiii... Samu) hey @_o *follow* *other pirates follow* Soon- Puck) *runs around luff in chibi circle* LUFF LUFF LUFF LUFF! Luff) *trips him* what? o.- Puck) *point* i brought u the Cabin Boy (and the otehr pirates and your cousin..) Luff) oh great! *pirates step out of jungle and such* Luff) *pokes Wai* ...u'r.. the cabin boy? Wai) wai o.o Luff)... *glares at Samu*.... your people are morons. Samu) WHAT? O_o Luff) baka...*sighs* *pats Wai* dirty old pirates... keeping you around... freaks.. Pirates) *look at each other* o_o? Germani) Lufiaaaa, help me... they picked on me and tied me to the mast and tugged my ears! T_T Lufia) *sigh* ... what do I have to give you to gimme back my cousin...? o.- Sam) treasure! Pirates) treasure!! Wai) candy! Pirates) candy! Samu) no! no! No candy! Treasure! TREASURE! Dute) well its been a long time since we had candy... Samu) TREASURE >_< Luff) hmm.. I think you'll want the candy then. Sam) NO! No! Trea- ow OW! paaaain.. @_< Luff) *has little vudu doll of samu* u_u Sam) *flies thru the air into a hut* ow... Luff) c_c;; right then...what candy do you guys like? Beach, Night, Pirates are around bonfire and such- Wai) *loading large amounts of chocolates into the long boat* ^-^ Germani) *runs out of jungle* hey, wait! Sam) *in body cast* mmmph O_< Dute) Ah, yes? ^_^; Germani) I want to join you! =D Samu) *muffled protests* @_@ Dute) well i don't see why not... Deano) yeah, u were a great prisoners and such Sam) >_< !!!! *muffled* MMNPH! Wai) *pats samu* ^-^ *cuddle* Samu) *rrrrrrr >_O* Luff) u_u Now good bye...and If I ever chance you trying to seal the Super spiffy treasure I shall curse with some magic voodoo...curse thing.. |
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